Jet's "Holding Pattern Mock" is now open...

[Mulli]

I knew that. I just know the Jets will steal my Fin pick. I was just messing around and interjecting some drama into this draft. I will be cursing at the Jets.

Wally is a bully!

 

[Jetstream Green]

Mulli wins the least imaginative draft selection post of the week.

Now off to google to find out who and what a CJ mosley is and determine why the ravens picked him.

No fear, Brian Billick has just walked onto the set and I asked him about this CJ Mosley you speak of and he said, "DJ Moseby is the kind of player who can lead a group of LBs but like all players from Bama, is he a real talent or a product of all the talent around him? I do know Mark can contribute on special teams as they work him in because he is a pretty decent placekicker"
There you go, a professional opinion

 

[Southpaw]

Wally is a bully!

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[Buckybird]

And now were going for a team report with Ed Werder outside of the Cowboys draft facilities in Dallas:

"Reports are that Jones wax face slightly melted off & he angrily slapped his boy Stephen Jones repeatedly and also told his grandson to leave the war room & no PS 3 allowed for 2 weeks after the hated Steelers selected DT Aaron Donald". "A team spokesman denied the allegations, though Tony Romo has been on twitter snickering about the war room feud backing up the alleged incident". "Stay tuned...for ESPN I'm Ed Werder in Dallas, back to the guys in NY".

Tony Romo @9Romo
Wish you fans could've seen JJ bitchslap his boy today in the draft room...hilarious & well deserved! Wish I could've slapped JJ


The Cowpies have had issues at safety for close to a decade now go with their 2nd target. With the 17th pick of the 2014 draft the Dallas Cowpies select, from Louisville...safety, Calvin Pryor. That thump you hear in the background is buckybirds heart explode for the final time, just like in 2007 when he was sure the Cardinals were gonna draft AD but instead drafted Levi Clown.

 

[Jetstream Green]

And the Dallas Cowboys has just selected S Calvin Pryor, thanks Ed for the on the spot lowdown on some good ol' Razorback head slapping. We turn now to our set staff and Michael Irvin. Michael, what do you think of the Cowboy's selection? Michael? Uh Michael, you got allergy problems, you ok? 'Playmaker' you ok? ...
Michael Irivn, "BAM!!! No (spat) problem, just the (spat) pow(spat)der donuts I need to wipe off my nose. THE COWBOYS! WOW! WOW! Pr(spat)yorrrrrrrrrr! I don't know about you (spat) but I think it is safe to say they have THE (spat) Pas(spat)sion!!! Championship! By far the Cowboys have the best (spat) draft of any of the teams now regardless of what else transsp(spat)ires. America's Team needed that because they play in the tough (SPAT) est division in the NFL (spat). They have to be the odds on favorite now to win the Super Bowl"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPAT

 

[Jetstream Green]

1) Texans- DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
2) Rams- WR Sammy Watkins, Clemson
3) Jags- QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M
4) Browns- LB Khalil Mack, Buffalo
5) Raiders- OT Greg Robinson, Auburn
6) Falcons- LB Anthony Barr, UCLA
7) Bucs- QB Derrek Carr, Fresno State
8) Vikes- QB Blake Bortles, Central Florida
9) Bills- OT Jake Matthews, Texas A&M
10) Lions- S HaHa Clinton Dix, Alabama
11) Titans- OT Taylor Lewan, Michigan
12) Giants- WR Mike Evans, Texas A&M
13) Rams- CB Justin Gilbert, Oklahoma St.
14) Bears- CB Darqueze Dennard, Michigan State
15) Steelers- DT Aaron Donald, Pittsburgh
16) Ravens- LB CJ Mosley, Alabama
17) Cowboys- S Calvin Pryor, Louisville
18) Jets
19) Dolphins
20) Cards
21) Pack
22) Eagles
23) Chiefs
24) Bengals
25) Bolts
26) Browns
27) Saints
28) Panthers
29) Pats
30) Niners
31) Broncs
32) Seahawks

 

[BigRedRage]

sweet, 3 more picks and I can stop following so closely

 

[Jetstream Green]

J E T S, J E T S... the Jets are anxiously in a booing frenzy while they await the pick of GM WildBB which they will despise regardless of the selection

 

[Buckybird]

J E T S, J E T S... the Jets are anxiously in a booing frenzy while they await the pick of GM WildBB which they will despise regardless of the selection

Jeff Lageman & Johnny Mitchell are off the board right?

 

[Jetstream Green]

Jeff Lageman & Johnny Mitchell are off the board right?

LOL

 

[Southpaw]

Jeff Lageman & Johnny Mitchell are off the board right?

Kyle Brady is hanging around the Green Room.

 

[Buckybird]

Kyle Brady is hanging around the Green Room.

I bet he's seating with Dewayne Robertson & Vernon Gholston waiting for a big laugh & chuckle!

 

[Jetstream Green]

I bet he's seating with Dewayne Robertson & Vernon Gholston waiting for a big laugh & chuckle!

Brian Billick, "Wow, Dejuan Albertson and Herman Molston are here, the celeb are out tonight"

 

[WildBB]

Jets take Brandin Cooks - WR - Oregon St.

 

[Southpaw]

All right. Parcells is gone. His pet poodle, Jeff Ireland is gone. No more fat lineman in the 1st round. Skill players baby.

The Dolphins have used up the entire clock trying to trade Dion Jordan for an additional late first. Nothing. They got nothing.

Richie Incognito carried the card to the podium. With the 20th pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select ,


Eric Ebron TE/WR U of NC.

Ryan Tannehill's wife smiled.

 

[BW52]

All right. Parcells is gone. His pet poodle, Jeff Ireland is gone. No more fat lineman in the 1st round. Skill players baby.

The Dolphins have used up the entire clock trying to trade Dion Jordan for an additional late first. Nothing. They got nothing.

Richie Incognito carried the card to the podium. With the 20th pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select ,


Eric Ebron TE/WR U of NC.

Ryan Tannehill's wife smiled.

Southpaw you grabbed GB`s TEPackers wanted that guy

 

[BW52]

jumped the gun.Sorry Billybob.

 

[Jetstream Green]

Now we are moving men, let me update the carnage, because the Packers do not have that TE yet... THE CARDINALS, our beloved Zona with the rabid parrot on the helmet has be skipped, EVEN HERE WE IGNORE THE CARDINALS lol

Your Arizona Cardinals are on the clock

 

[Billy Bob]

is it my pick?

 

[Jetstream Green]

is it my pick?

Yes... we believe in you lol

 

[Jetstream Green]

1) Texans- DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
2) Rams- WR Sammy Watkins, Clemson
3) Jags- QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M
4) Browns- LB Khalil Mack, Buffalo
5) Raiders- OT Greg Robinson, Auburn
6) Falcons- LB Anthony Barr, UCLA
7) Bucs- QB Derrek Carr, Fresno State
8) Vikes- QB Blake Bortles, Central Florida
9) Bills- OT Jake Matthews, Texas A&M
10) Lions- S HaHa Clinton Dix, Alabama
11) Titans- OT Taylor Lewan, Michigan
12) Giants- WR Mike Evans, Texas A&M
13) Rams- CB Justin Gilbert, Oklahoma St.
14) Bears- CB Darqueze Dennard, Michigan State
15) Steelers- DT Aaron Donald, Pittsburgh
16) Ravens- LB CJ Mosley, Alabama
17) Cowboys- S Calvin Pryor, Louisville
18) Jets- WR Brandin Cooks, Oregon St.
19) Dolphins- TE Eric Ebron, University of North Carolina
20) Cards
21) Pack
22) Eagles
23) Chiefs
24) Bengals
25) Bolts
26) Browns
27) Saints
28) Panthers
29) Pats
30) Niners
31) Broncs
32) Seahawks

 

[BW52]

is it my pick?

Sorry Billybob.Was so happy to make a pick I screwed up .My humble apologies.Now make a good pick for the Cards

 

[Billy Bob]

I like anyone one of these at #20, Shazier, Ealy, Nix. Ford, Verrett , turner.

 

[Jetstream Green]

I like anyone one of these at #20, Shazier, Ealy, Nix. Ford, Verrett , turner.

Oh no, Graves has returned... we have no confidence what so ever and even forgot about the possibilities of Teddy lol

 

[Jetstream Green]

Look at your board man, pull the trigger