Kolb Could Miss Sunday's Game

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Kolb is in for a memorable day, that the kid will hear about for decades. The story of how Daddy won a football game and charged off still wearing his uniform to attend the birth.
 

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Family wins. No hard feelings if he misses the game. Football is his job; his family is his life.
 

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Family wins. No hard feelings if he misses the game. Football is his job; his family is his life.

I disagree. I have 3 kids and there was no bigger waste of time than hanging around while they were being born listening to my wife cuss me for getting her into that mess.

Especially with the 3rd one. That's the one who asks you when he/she turns 8 or 9 if they were adopted because they're are hardly any pictures of them when they were a baby.

They can set things up at Arrowhead Hospital in Glendale. Which would be cool because it has the same name as an NFL stadium.

What does Kolb make $750,000 a game? He needs to show up for work. We didn't see guys hanging around with their wives 50-60 years ago and we call them the greatest generation.
 

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We didn't see guys hanging around with their wives 50-60 years ago and we call them the greatest generation.

Fathers weren't in the delivery room then but they were pacing the hallways worried half to death.

At least my dad was. :thumbup:


Kevin's place is with his wife and I wish them a safe delivery and a healthy child.
 

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Skelton has done some light practicing so maybe the cards are looking to rush skelton just in case.
 

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Even if Kolb can play the whole game, wouldn't he be a little distracted by knowing his wife is about to have a baby? I hope he can compartmentalize his mind when he's on or off the field.

But yeah, I agree with everyone here that family comes first. I have a fantasy where Kolb is missing for the first half and Skelton plays a terrible game. Kolb comes in the second half and lights it up for the last second win.
 

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Wow, some of you are incredibly callous.

Having said that, can't they just induce labor on Saturday? :)
 

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We didn't see guys hanging around with their wives 50-60 years ago and we call them the greatest generation.
"The Greatest Generation" did a lot of this country, but let's not pretend that everything they did was right.
 

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If it's a third birth, that kid is going to come out like it was fired from a T-shirt cannon between the third and fourth quarter.

They can induce at halftime and he'll be back for kickoff.
 

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"The Greatest Generation" did a lot of this country, but let's not pretend that everything they did was right.

Who is pretending that?

Fathers weren't in the delivery room then but they were pacing the hallways worried half to death.

Yeah worried about where the money was going to come from for another kid. But, see Kolb doesn't have that problem.
 

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I'm planning on wearing my skeleton shirt underneath the Kolb jersey to the Philly game, that way, either way, I will be well dressed for the occasion. I hope his wife is doing jumping jacks right now, but good women are hard to find. :D

:D:D

I thought corn could be picked well prior to 38 weeks? I know. Boo hiss
 

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Even if Kolb can play the whole game, wouldn't he be a little distracted by knowing his wife is about to have a baby? I hope he can compartmentalize his mind when he's on or off the field.

But yeah, I agree with everyone here that family comes first. I have a fantasy where Kolb is missing for the first half and Skelton plays a terrible game. Kolb comes in the second half and lights it up for the last second win.
lol, why? If Skelton plays, I hope he comes out the gate strong and we just coast to a victory with PP running the wildcat all day for all I care
 

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Lindley fans are keeping their fingers crossed. :mulli:

is there such a thing?

Yeah. They booed Kolb last time he made an appearance at U of P. :bang:

Maybe those were skelton fans?

I dont think lindley has a fan club..

I am a Lindley fan, and I was disgusted by the boos.

:p

Those booing wouldn't have to be "Lindley fans" or "Skelton fans" ... they would only have to be fans that were not optimistic of #4 behind center. The ABK crowd - Anybody But Kolb.

We were at the game and watched every second and the boos weren't that noticeable to us or many we have talked with since. Maybe it was isolated to Donald's section or something? :shrug: :D
 

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If it's a third birth, that kid is going to come out like it was fired from a T-shirt cannon between the third and fourth quarter.

They can induce at halftime and he'll be back for kickoff.

You're killing me!!!
 

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now he's gotta hear people crying whether or not he's at the game lol
 
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