Latest Shaq's Twitter Comments

[abomb]

dinners on me!

THE_REAL_CC

 

[Mulli]

dinners on me!

THE_REAL_CC

Nice! I am there now. Right now.

THE_REAL_SHAQ

 

[abomb]

doris just got traded. more donuts for me!

THE_REAL_SHAQ

 

[YouJustGotSUNSD]

croissants*

 

[JGKoblenz]

B kinder than necessary because everyone u meet is fighting some kind of battle Shaquille oneal

THE_REAL_SHAQ

 

[dreamcastrocks]

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Doesn't get it.

THE_REAL_40_YEAR_OLD_VIRGIN

Kudos

 

[JGKoblenz]

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all da way Sing it all day lol

THE_REAL_SHAQ

Just noticed some pictures he posted on TwitPic.

http://twitpic.com/photos/THE_REAL_SHAQ

Look at the wig.

 

[JGKoblenz]

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all da way Sing it all day lol

THE_REAL_SHAQ

Just noticed some pictures he posted on TwitPic.

http://twitpic.com/photos/THE_REAL_SHAQ

Look at the wig.

He posted a few more. I am wondering who are this "new friends". Does anyone know?

 

[YouJustGotSUNSD]

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Twitter helps shaq make new friends!

http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/02/21/awww-twitter-helps-you-make-friends-with-shaq/

So you don’t like Twitter, huh? Lots of pablum, not much content? No real human-to-human connectedness? Well you’re wrong, Mr. Ludd, because Twitter helped two guys meet Shaq. Jesse Bearden was following The Real Shaq on Twitter and saw that he was at a diner near his office. Instead of saying “Twitter is not a uniter, it is an egocasting system designed for infantile neophiliacs who have little to offer the world except search engine optimization snake oil and web marketing consulting,” Jesse and his buddy went down to the diner and saw Le Shaq sitting in a booth getting his feed on.
They did a few passes and then Shaq twittered:

I feel twitterers around me, r there any twitterers in 5 n diner wit me, say somethin
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The Force is strong with this one! Long story short, they sat down with Shaq, had some pictures taken, and found out that Mr. O’Neal was a great guy with a genuine interest in gadgetry.

“Of course” he said, “Pull up a seat” The behemoth slid over and patted the booth next to him. As I pulled out my phone to take a picture he snatched it out of my hand and inspected it.
“What’s this got? Windows Mobile?”
“Um… yeah”
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So before you go off half-cocked saying Shaq is using the service for what amounts to free publicity in the nerdy emo irony circuit a la Mr. T, remember that Shaq is just a boy, sitting in front of two boys, asking them to accept his direct messages.

 

[Cheesewater]

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Twitter helps shaq make new friends!

http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/02/21/awww-twitter-helps-you-make-friends-with-shaq/

This is a better telling of the story, right from one of the guys involved:

http://sesquipedalis.blogspot.com/2009/02/finally-use-for-twitter.html

 

[Andrew]

I am on twitter, I just can't figure out how to talk to people lol

 

[Bufalay]

I am on twitter, I just can't figure out how to talk to people lol

LOL, that is funny!

 

[Andrew]

what? there is only an option for you to type about yourself lol...

 

[carey]

This is a better telling of the story, right from one of the guys involved:

Yeah it's awesome that Shaq left his waiter like a $200 tip. I hear Lebron is LeCheap.

 

[Andrew]

I THINK he gave me a shout out lol

 

[Bufalay]

I THINK he gave me a shout out lol

Why do YOU think that lol

 

[Andrew]

I asked him to and then a few hours later it seems he did but said "man" lol

 

[Bufalay]

I asked him to and then a few hours later it seems he did but said "man" lol

Does this imply that you aren't a man lol

 

[ASUCHRIS]

lol, I wish Shaq lived in St. Louis, in my house...rotfl!

The_Real_Andrew

 

[LV-Suns]

GTAS comics version of The_Real_Shaq

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[JGKoblenz]

LOL. Great stuff.

 

[elindholm]

That cartoon is funny.

 

[Andrew]

I love how random he is, just replying to people's posts...I just mentioned a snickers and he answers back talking about a commercial for snickers lol

 

[D-Dogg]

twitterstalking is a term begging to be coined.