Leandro Barbosa is so fast that...

[Folster]

Chuck Norris tried to kick him and missed.

 

[Mulli]

Chuck Norris tried to kick him and missed.

:notworthy

 

[CardsFan88]

When he turns out the light, he is in bed before it gets dark. Or something like that.

whew, someone used the quote I was thinking but not in the way I was thinking.

Barbosa is so fast, that when muhammad ali tried to jump into bed before the lights were off, barbosa was already there.

 

[DeAnna]

he's so fast that he can catch an alley-hoop from half court...........................thrown by himself.

:notworthy

 

[dodie53]

..sometimes he's out of control

 

[Hugh D'Man]

he outruns his mind

 

[dreamcastrocks]

he outruns his mind

not bad.

 

[TheHopToad]

"He's fast. He's really, really fast. I mean, he's so fast, he makes fast people look not fast."

 

[BC867]

"He commutes from Brazil every day. (Beep beep.)"

 

[TucsonDevil]

He defends a few seconds before his opponent makes a move... not very effective though.