Black Jesus
No Talent Ass-Clown
I can't believe we are in September and in the middle of a crazy playoff race and the state of Arizona is having trouble rallying around this group of Dbacks. What, because 3tv doesnt run those annoying "smack, crack, I love my diamondback" commercials anymore, suddenly no one cares that Arizona is one of the best teams in baseball? The team is great to watch... Chris Young is nasty, Byrnes is a maniac, Webb is the best pitcher in baseball, Micah Owings might as well be Babe Ruth, Doug Davis found his stuff, Orlando Hudson is the best defensive infielder in baseball, Upton is the future of baseball, Jose Valverde might just be the craziest man in baseball, and Bob Melvin does stupid unpredicatable managerial moves that you want to scream at him for but they amazingly work more than not.
Yeah we have the second worse batting average in the majors as a team... .247 and the lowest OBP at .316, but this team is swiping bases at an extremely successful rate. We also have more shutouts and saves than anyone else in baseball meaning these games are exciting and we are winning. Come on, if you live in Phoenix... GET TO THE GAMES, these boys need the fans more than ever with a slim 1 game lead over the Padres with only september left.
We have series left against the STL, SF, LA, PIT, and COL... DO WORK DIAMONDBACKS!!!
Yeah we have the second worse batting average in the majors as a team... .247 and the lowest OBP at .316, but this team is swiping bases at an extremely successful rate. We also have more shutouts and saves than anyone else in baseball meaning these games are exciting and we are winning. Come on, if you live in Phoenix... GET TO THE GAMES, these boys need the fans more than ever with a slim 1 game lead over the Padres with only september left.
We have series left against the STL, SF, LA, PIT, and COL... DO WORK DIAMONDBACKS!!!