Michael Jackson jokes.

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The ML jokes have been out there for years. We've all heard them.
There is a new batch now popping up.

WARNING!


If you think you will be offended by these, which are obiviously questionable and inappropiate, do not read on!


You have been warned!


That being said bring them on.

 

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So Farrah Fawcett dies and gets up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks her if she has any regrets or wishes that he could help her out with. She pauses, thinks about it, and says,"I just wish you could do something to make it a little bit safer for kids down there...."



There's a new commemorative McMichael Burger at McDonalds

A 50 year old piece of meat between 2 eight year old buns.




I heard the autopsy had found bubbles in his rectum and the coroner said it was too early to rule out monkey business....



The Coroner just issued a statement about MJ's death. The cause of death was food poisoning. He ate a 7yr old weiner.

 

[Ryanwb]

Michael Jackson's heart attack was a direct result of him finding out that Boyz-2-Men was not a delivery service

 

[JS22]

 

[azsouthendzone]

classy

 

[O]

classy

You can't say you weren't warned.

 

[Linderbee]

So Farrah Fawcett dies and gets up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks her if she has any regrets or wishes that he could help her out with. She pauses, thinks about it, and says,"I just wish you could do something to make it a little bit safer for kids down there...."

....So Michael Jackson shows up at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter asks if he has any wishes that he could help him out with. He pauses, thinks about, and says, "I wish I could make my skin whiter..."


...So Billy Mays is at the Pearly Gates....

 

[Louis]

Since MJ is 99% plastic, he will be melted down and formed into legos. Kids will be able to play with him for a change.

 

[CardEd]

always one of my favorites....


Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

 

[PDXChris]

I heard Target is gonig start running ads for, "Boys Underpants, Half Off" again.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Couldn't do it.

 

[Darth Llama]

always one of my favorite....


Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

That's hilarious!

 

[Mrh182]

Check out michaeljacksondeathjokes.com

 

[S_Nash]

There's one that I heard the other day that is extremely tasteless, but did make me chuckle being a horse racing fan.

Read on if you dare:




"Jockey's at the next Kentucky Derby will wear black armbands to pay respect to Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 6 year olds than anyone in living memory."

 

[82CardsGrad]

There's one that I heard the other day that is extremely tasteless, but did make me chuckle being a horse racing fan.

Read on if you dare:




"Jockey's at the next Kentucky Derby will wear black armbands to pay respect to Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 6 year olds than anyone in living memory."

Horse's that race in the Derby are 3-year olds... And I'm not going to take that any further in this thread...

 

[O]

I love sick humor!

 

[earthsci]

I love sick humor!

You should feel horrible!


...but I know exactly what you mean. I e-mailed an Onion article about Sun Safety to some family and friends. You know, satire about skin cancer. Well one of the people that I sent it to was my aunt in Hull, Mass. (She is in my "Family" e-mail group) My cousin died of a melanoma that spread about ten years ago. Oops.

 

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Police say michael jacksons death could be suspicious, the're currently
looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he's
definitely bad & dangerous. They got fingerprints off the wall & they say
say say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. They would
like ben & billy jean to come forward but they dont wanna be starting
something, police say they don't stop till they get enough as they found
blood on the dance floor, its going to be a tough case but they will beat
it. Police say its a real thriller.

 

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Not work appropiate.