Missing: Big Red Suit

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Keyshawn, Sapp and Rice all held press conferences regarding the situation.
Nobody was in attendance as apparently nobody seems to care what they have to say, so details are sketchy as to what was said.
 

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
Keyshawn, Sapp and Rice all held press conferences regarding the situation.
Nobody was in attendance as apparently nobody seems to care what they have to say, so details are sketchy as to what was said.

Rice said he has been unfairly targeted by the NFL on this issue. He also stated that Big Red is the armpit of NFL mascots.
 

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David Boston is now using the suit to protect his nipple rings during practice. He uses the head to hide his weed
 

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Jeff Blake was originally put in charge of Bird Suit Security. When asked how it was stole he replied, "it's not my fault the suit was stolen, my teammates were supposed to have relieved me."
 

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Despite the fact that Kevin Kasper couldn't pass Nate Poole to get out to the parking lot, several ASFN posters believe that Kevin Kasper would have easily apprehended the thief and still had time for a posing session.
 

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Gary Barnett has released a statement to the effect that Big Red was "terrible" as a mascot, and got what he deserved.
 

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I heard after careful analysis of the coyote's stadium video cameras, suggs took it with him to the last coyotes home game but no one was there to see it.

He then took it back to baltimore where ray ray and suggs met up. Being that ray ray was just IN the limo driving away from the scene, he didn't have much to say when the cops questioned him besides "I didn't do it"

When ray ray dropped suggs off in Tampa simeon rice actually did something besides rushing the passer and INTERCEPTED the suit from suggs. Rice noticed the cops were in hot pursuit and quickly hid it in his armpit where he smuggled it to hawaii which is the TRUE reason he was two days late at the pro bowl. (With those smelly pits we KNOW its going to have to be dry-cleaned)

Word has it that at the pro bowl simeon passed it off to one of the other NFC pro bowl players.

Suspects inclue: Duante Culpepper, Corey Chavous, and Donovan McNabb.

Duante Culpepper
The why: Word has it that Culpepper is mad because coach green was hired here, it seems culpepper used to get advice from him and now Green has cut off his ties to Culpepper.
Guilt rating: Probably not

Donovan McNabb
The why: Word has it that McNabb wants revenge for the cardinals braking his ankle. He laid low for awhile but is poised to take his revenge
Guilt rating: Maybe, but the timing issue is still suspect

Corey Chavous
The why: Word has it that corey chavous is downright suicidal right now as the cardinals continue to bring misfortune to his career. Chavous said he always felt a drain being on the cardinals and now for them to knock him out of the playoffs in a fashion which exploited his secondary is too much for him to handle. Stealing Big Red might be an attempt to try to gain control in his mind.
Guilt rating: Thats where I'd put my money.

But don't fret. Word has it that Boldin found out what was happening while on the sidelines of the pro bowl game and is negotiating with the player(s) involved in the mess around the clock to get back Big Red.
 
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