Need some good steeler jokes

[BillsCarnage]

The company I work for has several offices in PA, so I had a lot of fun w/the Feagle fans and now that the Cards mopped them up, it's on to the Steelers fans.

Anyone have any good jokes, I'm a bit empty on them.

 

[BillsCarnage]

Oh, looks like the Brownies have jumped on the bandwagon

http://www.steelerssuck.com/

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[Steeler SChuck]

Here - I have a good Steeler joke, though yinz might not appreciate it.

How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?

Paint his johnson black and gold and he'll never beat it again.

 

[BillsCarnage]

Here - I have a good Steeler joke, though yinz might not appreciate it.

How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?

Paint his johnson black and gold and he'll never beat it again.

Bet the Brownies hate that one.

 

[krispydude]

their offense.

 

[NeverSayDieFan]

Heard a good one during the year...

Supposedly, TRUE story. A 7-yr. old son noticed Pittsburgh & New England we're going to be playing that week-end. So, he smiled and said to his Dad. Look Dad. It's the Stealers vs. the Cheaters!!

 

[Hilldawg]

Four football fans - a Ravens fan, a Bengals fan, a Browns fan, and a Steelers fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Ravens fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the
Ravens!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Bengals fan shouts, 'This is for the
Bengals!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Browns fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, 'This is for Cardinals!' and pushes the Steelers fan off
the mountain.

Steelers Suck! Go Cardinals!!!
From A Loyal Browns Fan

 

[NeverSayDieFan]

Hilldawg...

That's a classic.

 

[Hughc]

The company I work for has several offices in PA, so I had a lot of fun w/the Feagle fans and now that the Cards mopped them up, it's on to the Steelers fans.

Anyone have any good jokes, I'm a bit empty on them.

I thought the original comment by the Steelers fan that got you banned at that Steelers site was pretty funny.

 

[BillsCarnage]

I thought the original comment by the Steelers fan that got you banned at that Steelers site was pretty funny.

The "I just seen TV..."?

 

[Hughc]

In order to shed light to everyone else what Billscarnage and I are talking about, check out this actual comment by a Steeler fan. I swear I am dumber from just attempting to read what he is trying to say - yinz knowen what i mean.

I just seen TV show ,Inside Edition was doing a thing about the SB and how the Celebrity partys are not happing this yr ( Playboy and SI ) . so anyway they show alot of Steelers fans and players as they talked .. not 1 Cardinal fan . . it looked like file footage of Steelers .still funny you would not knowen the Cards was even in the SB .

 

[sundevilscott]

OK I am appologizing ahead of time. Just got this text.

What's the difference between a Steeler and a catholic school boy? Nothing, they are both gonna get screwed by a Cardinal.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

OK I am appologizing ahead of time. Just got this text.

What's the difference between a Steeler and a catholic school boy? Nothing, they are both gonna get screwed by a Cardinal.

As a Roman Catholic I'm offended... but this is funny...

Q: Why are there no suicides among Steeler Fans?

A: You can't jump out of a basement window.

 

[Treefiddy]

This was on KUPD earlier this week:

"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you hit it."

 

[Shzm13]

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks,

"What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."
Albert responds, "How 'bout them STEEEELAAAHHS?"

 

[Hughc]

I'd have to say a fan base that votes something called "Steely McBeam" as it's mascot is enough of a joke by itself. The name sounds like a gay porn star, and it looks like Bill Cowher dressed up as one of the Village People.

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And what exactly is it that Steely McBeam does with his Tewwible Towel?

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[Covert Rain]

See my thread Little Timmy.