Anticipating the usual results is not negative enough. You have the potential to be a much greater Negative Force than this.
You're right I can do much better.
Tom Moore wanders off after an OTA and despite numerous Amber alerts is never seen again. Arians suddenly resigns to become the spokesperson for AARP's medicare supplement and Vince Tobin comes out of retirement to replace him. Darnell Dockett quits football to take up a career in the UFC and is replaced by Bernard Wilson as starting DT.
Michael Bidwill resigns as president to become Lady GaGa's agent and Bill Sr. steps back in and hires George Boone's grandson to be GM. Amid all the turmoil Roger Goodell steps in and cancels the Cardinals franchise stating, they don't have any fans anyway so, what the heck, no one will notice they're gone.
