Now all we need is some Calvin Pace erotica

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Tango might not want to contribute, is anyone else up for the task?

:)
 

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Originally posted by Ed B
Tango might not want to contribute, is anyone else up for the task?

:)

Dude, if I filled your request, I'd be banished forever!

I'll pass...
 

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Tango:

"I had a dream last night. I was in Jake Plummer...in his head you see. It was like that movie, Being John Malkovich...except I was being one with The Snake."

"It was a cold morning in Denver. Superbowl time. I knew that when Jake and I grasped that supple leather ball, it was our time. Our special time."

"We Tango'd back at the snap of the ball. All I could think of was this was the perfect moment, Jake and I as one."

"My reverie was broken...nay it was ripped away from me like my manhood....when Calvin Pace sacked us...Jake and I."

"I knew then that I was wrong. Now the dream was perfection. The Cardinals were winning the Superbowl...and I was in Jake...in his head...while Calvin Pace layed atop us in the cool grass that Sunday Morning."
 

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Originally posted by Chris_Sanders
Tango:

"I had a dream last night. I was in Jake Plummer...in his head you see. It was like that movie, Being John Malkovich...except I was being one with The Snake."

"It was a cold morning in Denver. Superbowl time. I knew that when Jake and I grasped that supple leather ball, it was our time. Our special time."

"We Tango'd back at the snap of the ball. All I could think of was this was the perfect moment, Jake and I as one."

"My reverie was broken...nay it was ripped away from me like my manhood....when Calvin Pace sacked us...Jake and I."

"I knew then that I was wrong. Now the dream was perfection. The Cardinals were winning the Superbowl...and I was in Jake...in his head...while Calvin Pace layed atop us in the cool grass that Sunday Morning."

Oh, God, no... Take it down, take it down!!!
 

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Woooooo

Chris-Jake-Calvin....talkin about your **************!!!
 

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Re: Woooooo

Originally posted by BuckeyeCardinal
Chris-Jake-Calvin....talkin about your **************!!!

LOL, you missed the part that says this is a Tango dream. :D

I ain't in it!
 

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Originally posted by Chris_Sanders
Tango:

"I had a dream last night. I was in Jake Plummer...in his head you see. It was like that movie, Being John Malkovich...except I was being one with The Snake."

"It was a cold morning in Denver. Superbowl time. I knew that when Jake and I grasped that supple leather ball, it was our time. Our special time."

"We Tango'd back at the snap of the ball. All I could think of was this was the perfect moment, Jake and I as one."

"My reverie was broken...nay it was ripped away from me like my manhood....when Calvin Pace sacked us...Jake and I."

"I knew then that I was wrong. Now the dream was perfection. The Cardinals were winning the Superbowl...and I was in Jake...in his head...while Calvin Pace layed atop us in the cool grass that Sunday Morning."

Thanks for the laugh.
 
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I feel dirty.
 

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