Official Rolle Limericks Thread

[azsouthendzone]

There once was a CB named Rolle,
AZ thought he filled a hole.
He was drated at 8,
Came into camp rediculously late,
And he lost his job to Rob Tate

 

[Bobcat]

There once was a CB named Rolle,
AZ thought he filled a hole.
He was drated at 8,
Came into camp rediculously late,
And he lost his job to Rob Tate

Looks like the Cardinals might have made another "MISTATE...!!!"

Bobcat

 

[vince56]

There once was a CB named Rolle,
AZ thought he filled a hole.
He was drated at 8,
Came into camp rediculously late,
And he lost his job to Rob Tate

 

[azsouthendzone]

When we drafted Antrel there were cheers
At Valle Luna we threw back some beers
Our smiles are now frowns
Antrel takes advice from clowns
Rolle sucking like wendell Bryant is one my worst fears

 

[ActingWild]

We drafted a CB supreme
Whose defense had no holes it seemed
But then came our fear
The Mom "Puppeteer"
A gal that thinks we should be reemed!

 

[CardinalLaw]

[font=verdana,arial,helvetica] Antrel was a star hurri-cane,
let the money go to his brain,
his agent told lies,
he missed practice with the guys,
and now sits on the bench and cries.

[/font][font=verdana,arial,helvetica] Antrel got the jersey number 21,
But wouldn't let the contract get done,
got an agent who's a creep,
taught him how to be cheap,
and now his jersey just lies in a heap.

[/font][font=verdana,arial,helvetica] Antrel once a star Cornerback,
Was Never Afraid to go for the sack,
Cards picked him at 8 out of trust,
No idea of his money lust,
He ended up being just a bust.[/font]

 

[CardinalLaw]

We drafted a CB supreme
Whose defense had no holes it seemed
But then came our fear
The Mom "Puppeteer"
A gal that thinks we should be reemed!

ROTFLMAO.

 

[kerouac9]

Having played so long in a quite classy manner
But well known to often bring the hammer
Despite his physical play
He's from camp been away
Someone should tell him 'bout Quentin Jammer

 

[azsouthendzone]

Having played so long in a quite classy manner
But well known to often bring the hammer
Despite his physical play
He's from camp been away
Someone should tell him 'bout Quentin Jammer

LMFAO!!

 

[Capital Card]

At pick eight, our saviour was found,
Great cheers for our Cardinals abound,
Then the Agent appeared,
Tried to take the team up the rear,
And left our pass defense unsound.

Go Cards!!!

 

[kerouac9]

Ben Dogra's an agent defined,
Often his clients to camp on-time,
But poor corner Antrelle,
Hasn't answered the bell,
That fella must be out of his mind.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

There once was a player named Rolle
From Miami U he did Stroll.

When contract talks happened to stall,
His popularity with Cards fans did fall,

Thought Rolle was special but he's just like the rest,
Without him the Cards will still win the West.

 

[Capital Card]

This is fun....

Missing Camp defines what a sin is,
Yet Antrel insists it's just Buisness,
After reporting too late,
and badly out of shape,
He played more like a pick of McGinnis.

 

[azsouthendzone]

This is fun....

Missing Camp defines what a sin is,
Yet Antrel insists it's just Buisness,
After reporting too late,
and badly out of shape,
He played more like a pick of McGinnis.

Awesome

 

[vince56]

This is fun....

Missing Camp defines what a sin is,
Yet Antrel insists it's just Buisness,
After reporting too late,
and badly out of shape,
He played more like a pick of McGinnis.

aw man, post of the year

 

[Lifer]

There once was a young Hurricane
Who hit like a rushing freight train
But his mom was a shrew
And his best chance she blew
And now he's left out in the rain

 

[Avondale_Larry]

I'm not an expert, 'tis true,
But simple math, I can do.
Between slots seven and nine,
(Who have already signed,)
Is one slot, not seventy-two!

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

The once was a DB named "A- Rolle"
Who Cards want to put on the Payroll.
At his slotting balked,
Now he'll be holding the chalk.
While Cards fans will call him an "A-Hole."

 

[LVCARDFREAK]

Rolle thinks he is the best in the land
A favorite of all of the fans
But momma said to hold out
for the greatest amount
we should have drafted PacMan!

 

[JeffGollin]

There once was a CB named Rolle,
AZ thought he filled a hole.
He was drated at 8,
Came into camp rediculously late,
And he lost his job to Rob Tate
We drafted a dude from The "U"
Who didn't know what to do.
His mama said "Hold out."
His agent said "Chill out."
His coach had to ask:"Antrell Who?"

 

[KingofCards]

We drafted a player at nine,
he was not at camp on time,
he came from Miami,
soon had sore hammy's
and now he's riding the pine.

 

[freebyrd]

there once was a corner named rolle
who thought he'd hold out for some dough,
but mommy was needy
his agent was greedy
and antrell was late for the show

 

[BigRedRage]

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never saw that, oops

 

[ARZCardinals]

Post of the Year...This is THE THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!

 

[azsouthendzone]

Antrel wants every cent
He doesnt want to live in a tent
While we are die hards
We live and die with the Cards
Antrel's mom tells him not to buy, but rent

Antrel is tough and will fight
While his team works he is off flying a kite
He wants to be
Like Aeneas Williams you see
But with no camp he'll play like Tom Knight

At Miami Antrel was fast as a rocket
In the NFL he has yet to prove it
If he never signs
We will do just fine
Just give his money to Dansby and Dockett