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Screaming At A Wall
Don't know if anyone posted this one yet, but I figured you guys would enjoy captioning this one.
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One last Jake Caption
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Damn , it is true what they say about guys with big feet. Hope no one notices my 8.5's.
Boy does this make me look benieth Elway.
Stout
Hold onto the ball, Murray!
"I smell victory!"
I wish this guy above me was Mr. Sunshine
Why am I wearing a pinky ring?
Krangodnzr
Captain of Team Murray
Boy, I've fooled another NFL team!
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CardAvenger
Screaming At A Wall
"I thought you guy said I needed to fill his SHOES?"
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The pinky ring? Just a gift from a fan. Some lady named "Tango" if I remember correctly.
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Photographer: Jake, look at the camera.
Jake (thinking): It sure smells funny in here.
Photographer: Jake, over here.
Jake (thinking): Well I'll be darned. Is that Hello Kitty on tv? I love that stuff.
Photographer: Jake, please, look at the camera.
Elway (thinking): Jake, look at the camera.
Photographer: Jake, you with us here?
Jake (thinking, singing along): Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana... Daylight come and me wanna go home.
Elway (thinking): You want to know why he throws all those ducks? Look no further than that grip. Bradshaw had better mechanics.
Photographer: Um, Mr. Bowlen, can you maybe, you know... help me out here a little?
Elway (thinking): I mean, what's with the gap between his second and third fingers? Does he have any idea how cold it is up here? Not to mention the snow, the mud, the sand base at Invesco...
Jake (thinking): I can't believe Clay lost. I should go on American Idol. I really should.
Elway (thinking): I'm going to kill him. I really am.
Elway: Pat, can I kill Plummer?
Mr. Bowlen: No John. Jake, just look at the camera and let's get outta here. This leather trenchcoat is hot during the summer, ya know.
Jake: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
Jake: Was that out loud?
Jake (thinking): It sure smells funny in here.
Photographer: Jake, over here.
Jake (thinking): Well I'll be darned. Is that Hello Kitty on tv? I love that stuff.
Photographer: Jake, please, look at the camera.
Elway (thinking): Jake, look at the camera.
Photographer: Jake, you with us here?
Jake (thinking, singing along): Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana... Daylight come and me wanna go home.
Elway (thinking): You want to know why he throws all those ducks? Look no further than that grip. Bradshaw had better mechanics.
Photographer: Um, Mr. Bowlen, can you maybe, you know... help me out here a little?
Elway (thinking): I mean, what's with the gap between his second and third fingers? Does he have any idea how cold it is up here? Not to mention the snow, the mud, the sand base at Invesco...
Jake (thinking): I can't believe Clay lost. I should go on American Idol. I really should.
Elway (thinking): I'm going to kill him. I really am.
Elway: Pat, can I kill Plummer?
Mr. Bowlen: No John. Jake, just look at the camera and let's get outta here. This leather trenchcoat is hot during the summer, ya know.
Jake: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
Jake: Was that out loud?
ruben kincard
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if this was a baseball photo, iwould say something about taking a couple balls on the chin...
JeffGollin
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WHAT AM I DOING? WHY AM I HERE?
CardinalChris
Big Man Himself
Aready going the opposite direction than Elway's career.
JasonKGME
I'm a uncle's monkey??
"This is just to prove all those people wrong who said I wasn't even good enough to kiss elways jock"
Mrospi
Registered User
ahhhhhhh, nothing like natural spring water from the Rocky Mountain god!!!!!!!!
Jake is so going to crash & burn.... can't wait top watch it!!!!
Jake is so going to crash & burn.... can't wait top watch it!!!!
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Wait a second, why is Elway looking over that way?!?
Oh my god! There's a whole 'nother half of the field!! Why didn't anyway in Arizona ever tell me that was there?!? Now there's LOTS of room.
Oh my god! There's a whole 'nother half of the field!! Why didn't anyway in Arizona ever tell me that was there?!? Now there's LOTS of room.
BradMannTX
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he he he hee...
Originally posted by Ed B
Same caption I write for every Jake thread:
"I suck".
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nell'italian
La stessa didascalia che scrivo per ogni filo di Jake:
"Succhio".
freetranslation.com rocks!
Originally posted by Ed B
Same caption I write for every Jake thread:
"I suck".
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nell'italian
La stessa didascalia che scrivo per ogni filo di Jake:
"Succhio".
freetranslation.com rocks!
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WisconsinCard
Herfin BIg Time
Just wait until these Denver fans see one of my pattened behind the back passes, then they will all forget about this wienner behind me.
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