OT: Christmas Wish List Headlines...NFL Style

[RON_IN_OC]

Ok, I thought it might be fun to make up headlines, based on what you may be wishing for this Christmas to have happen in the NFL. Have fun with it...

Here's mine...


"Ken Whisenhunt Hired as New Head Coach of San Francisco"

 

[Krangodnzr]

Jeff Fisher fired by St. Louis. Ken Whisenhunt hired by St. Louis. The system still works!

 

[oaken1]

"Tom Brady Mysteriously Retires,....Kraft signs Lindley to Play QB until a Replacement Can Be drafted"

 

[Austin Zonie]

Ok, I thought it might be fun to make up headlines, based on what you may be wishing for this Christmas to have happen in the NFL. Have fun with it...



Here's mine...





"Ken Whisenhunt Hired as New Head Coach of San Francisco"

Only problem with this wish is that it'd be an upgrade over what they currently have.

 

[Redneck Voodoo]

Networks pass new rule that states: Pete Carroll can no longer be shown on camera during games.

 

[Redneck Voodoo]

Jeff Fisher fired by St. Louis. Ken Whisenhunt hired by St. Louis. The system still works!

Greg Williams puts bounty on himself, is knocked unconscious and out of football for good.

 

[NJCardFan]

"Tom Brady Mysteriously Retires,....Kraft signs Lindley to Play QB until a Replacement Can Be drafted"

You know, judging by what Belichick did with Cassell he might turn Lindley into a pro bowler.

 

[HeavyB3]

You know, judging by what Belichick did with Cassell he might turn Lindley into a pro bowler.

Nah, they signed him for a few weeks, realized it was a hopeless cause and told Lindley to go sell real-estate.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

Jingle Shells

Palmer connects on bombs of 40, 45 and 49 in blowout of 'Pack to clinch #2 seed.

 

[Kel Varnsen]

FDA Approves Injections to Repair Ligament Tears within Minutes

 

[Cardiac]

FDA Approves Injections to Repair Ligament Tears within Minutes

Now this one I like.

 

[ANDY440]

Kurt Warner agrees to mentor Russell Wilson & Cam Newton

 

[mjb21aztd]

Pete Carroll gets fine and suspended for throwing gum on ref after loss to cards!!

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Cam Newton blows out knee during 7 minute end zone dance

 

[Bert]

News reports coming out of Arizona today, local fan Bert eloped with the entire Arizona Cardinals Cheerleader squad. They were last seen headed towards Vegas in the red bull limo...

Hey it's NFL related.

 

[Kel Varnsen]

"NFL Defines 'Catch'"

 

[Cardiac]

"NFL Defines 'Catch'"

And this time it actually makes sense.

 

[Capital Card]

Cam Newton blows out knee during 7 minute end zone dance