OT: Cromartie just keeps on going

[Metcalf Rules]

I think this guy's goal is build his own 53 man roster.

http://www.12up.com/posts/5510721-former-pro-bowler-welcomes-14th-child-despite-vasectomy

 

[Kel Varnsen]

Raunchy, but lol.

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[mjb21aztd]

Geez that must be hard on even nfl salary to support 14 kids.... school food health bills etc.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Geez that must be hard on even nfl salary to support 14 kids.... school food health bills etc.

Heh you said hard on

 

[mjb21aztd]

Heh you said hard on

Lmao yea i just saw that haha

 

[oaken1]

so how many is this "post" snipping??

dude needs to sue his surgeon

 

[Reign Blood]

Very fertile man. A female can sit on the other side of the same couch and she'd be preggers.

 

[NJCardFan]

so how many is this "post" snipping??

dude needs to sue his surgeon

Especially considering unlike tubal ligation where the Fallopian tubes are simply tied off, in a vasectomy the vas deferns are usually cut and the cut ends are then tied or cauterized so either God is having way too much fun with him or he had the most inept vasectomy doctor in history.

 

[DutchmanAZ]

Or the wrong guy got the vasectomy

 

[NYCARDS]

Or the wrong guy got the vasectomy

Or the wrong guy snuck one past the goalie.

 

[BigRedRage]

Especially considering unlike tubal ligation where the Fallopian tubes are simply tied off, in a vasectomy the vas deferns are usually cut and the cut ends are then tied or cauterized so either God is having way too much fun with him or he had the most inept vasectomy doctor in history.

Maybe he didnt wait until he was told he is no longer fertile. A vasectomy isnt a free pass to immediately sling yogurt everywhere, you still have to pass all the active sperm before you become impotent.

 

[WisconsinCard]

Maybe he didnt wait until he was told he is no longer fertile. A vasectomy isnt a free pass to immediately sling yogurt everywhere, you still have to pass all the active sperm before you become impotent.

Sling the yogurt comment has me rolling on the floor.

 

[BigRedRage]

Sling the yogurt comment has me rolling on the floor.

reminds me of my favorite scene from "This is the end" when Franco is yelling at someone for ruining his dirty magazines
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[NJCardFan]

Maybe he didnt wait until he was told he is no longer fertile. A vasectomy isnt a free pass to immediately sling yogurt everywhere, you still have to pass all the active sperm before you become impotent.

Yeah but 4 years later the little swimmies should be gone. It's usually a matter of weeks and not months or years before they're reabsorbed back into the body.

reminds me of my favorite scene from "This is the end" when Franco is yelling at someone for ruining his dirty magazines
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Wasn't there a yogurt line in Philadelphia?

 

[BigRedRage]

Yeah but 4 years later the little swimmies should be gone. It's usually a matter of weeks and not months or years before they're reabsorbed back into the body.


Wasn't there a yogurt line in Philadelphia?

The vasectomy happened 4 years prior? That would nullify everything I said, absolutely

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[Ronin]

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[SissyBoyFloyd]

He is the true definition of a STUD.

 

[Shaggy]

Maybe he didnt wait until he was told he is no longer fertile. A vasectomy isnt a free pass to immediately sling yogurt everywhere, you still have to pass all the active sperm before you become impotent.

Funny and also gross!

 

[NJCardFan]

The vasectomy happened 4 years prior? That would nullify everything I said, absolutely

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Yeah. I think I read that he had the vasectomy 4 year ago. Thing is, though, as long as he can and is supporting these children then by all means be fruitful and multiply.

 

[WisconsinCard]

The vasectomy happened 4 years prior? That would nullify everything I said, absolutely

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I doubt he ever had it done.

 

[iLLmatiC]

Yeah. I think I read that he had the vasectomy 4 year ago. Thing is, though, as long as he can and is supporting these children then by all means be fruitful and multiply.

Because the Earth has an infinite amount of resources..

 

[NJCardFan]

Because the Earth has an infinite amount of resources..

Yep. Let's make this political.

 

[ajcardfan]

Yep. Let's make this political.

That wasn't a political statement.

 

[NJCardFan]

That wasn't a political statement.

Because the Earth has an infinite amount of resources..

Sounds like it to me but what is the solution? Genocide? Start eliminating people Soylent Green style? Eugenics? What?

 

[ajcardfan]

Sounds like it to me but what is the solution? Genocide? Start eliminating people Soylent Green style? Eugenics? What?

You tell me. But, it does no good to call a fact a political statement. Resources here are finite. No one can argue that.