OT: Joe Namath

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Did any of you see his sideline interview with Suzy Koelber? He was completely drunk.

ESPN should be embarrassed to have put him in front of a camera, and Joe should be embarrased for his willingness to go in front of a camera in that state.

That said, it was REALLY funny.
 

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"I want to give you a kiss." - Joe Namath on Espn Saturday Night football.
 

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I can't remember the last time an interview went so poorly. And I can't believe they stayed with the interview for so long. Saying that, I tried to describe it to a friend. I wish I could find a recording of it on the internet for him!!
 

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...that was such a car wreck...the first coment was so out of nowhere, that Suzy just ignored it....but then when he threw out the second one, and Suzy gave him the "Thanks, Joe" - that's just classic live TV. Paul Maguire had a good subtle comment about Broadway Joe, hinting at how many beers he had probably consumed. WAY too funny.
 

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"Joe just a happy guy"

"Oh, boy is he happy."

You know he just reeked of alcohol, why would they interview him in that condition? Lame asses.

It was funny though.
 

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that's the kind of stuff that's hard for me to watch....does anyone have that really stupid Peterson play today?
 

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You KNOW he had to know that they would want to interview him. Guess the pre-game party was just too good, LOL!

You know, my sis, bro and I were watching this and, at first, we thought he had some sort of mental problem. Didn't take us long to realize he was Ja-runk! Dude, how did you GET that drunk? I mean, I know, but man!

Is he married? If so, someone was way in the doghouse last night, LOL! Getting embarrassed on national TV calls for diamonds, Joe. Get to the jewelry store ASAP!
 

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I think the only way that could have been funnier is if it was mike jureki instead of suzzy k. But that is freakin hilarious.
 

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Originally posted by PHX Phan
I think the only way that could have been funnier is if it was mike jureki instead of suzzy k. But that is freakin hilarious.

Joe: "I want to kiss you"

Mike: "Joe, are those pantyhose your wearing?"
 

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That was hilarious

His comments were incoherent, slurred, and just freaking hilarious

I loved the "I couldn't care less about the team struggling" comment made by Way to old for this Broad Joe

I can't Namath a better sideline interview in my life.

or

I can't Namath seeing a person more drunk than that on TV

I can see the line in Vegas, 3 to 1 Joe has more drinks than Jets score points. Personally I'd always bet on Joe.

In hindsight the Jets were the perfect fit for him....because it seems he loves to get sky high

Here's another prediction regarding Joe,...err a little late...... I GUARENTEE he'll have a hangover and feel stupid tomorrow (which was yesterday)!

What does Joe Namath and Snow have in common....People annoyingly slosh around through one of them, the other is annoyingly sloshed around people.

What's the difference between Joe's Body, and Everone elses?...Most people have a heart that pumps blood around their body, Joe has a heart that pumps alcohol around his body.

What does Joe Namath and Water have in common...nothing, unless its frozen and mixed with his drink.

What does the number 98 mean to people in general vs. Joe Namath....To most people 98 signifies their body temperature...To Joe Namath it's the lowest proof of alcohol he'll drink!

What does Joe Namath and young women especially sideline reporters have in common with the word STAY. Joe wants the other to stay with him for the night, the other just wants Joe to STAY AWAY!!!!

What does Joe Namath and the Enola Gay have in common...One dropped the bomb on Japan, the other dropped a drunken bomb on National television.

What does Joe Namath and Prison have in common....One has people behind bars, wheras Joe is always sitting at a bar

What does Joe Namath and a bottle of Jack Daniels have in common....both can hold an enormous amount of liquor, but only one does it well!!!

Okay boys and girls welcome to 3rd grade english class. Today we talk about verb tenses....the words
Drink
Drank
Drunk

Drink---Is the word you use when say for example you raise your hand and say "I need a drink of water"

Drank--is past tense used for expressing say for example the number of sodas you consumed yesterday

Drunk---is Joe Namath (holding up his picture)...any questions children??

There is just so much you can do with this topic regarding jokes. C'mon guys lets get some started!

Overall, this live tv event is right on par with the lady who flashed her tits on national TV outside of the Rockefeller center where the Today show is filmed....Katie Couric's facial expressions when they cut to her were hilarious.
 
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Overall, this live tv event is right on par with the lady who flashed her tits on national TV outside of the Rockefeller center where the Today show is filmed....Katie Couric's facial expressions when they cut to her were hilarious.

Link?
 

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Originally posted by CardsFan88

What does Joe Namath and Snow have in common...

"informer. You know say daddy me snow be I'm a blame. A licky boom boom down"

Oh my bad, wrong snow :)
 

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