Paris Hilton's Carl's Junior Ad

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I love Paris. She's just odd, and weirdly hot. Something about her tickles my timbers.

And the opening segment of One Night In Paris, before it goes all green lighting, when she's looking at her uhm..chest...in the mirror, well, that's priceless artwork. I never knew she looked so...uh...sexy good times?
 

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I would hit that in a box
I would hit that with a fox
I would hit that on a train
I would hit that with a candy cane
I would hit that Sam I am
 

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Ryanwb said:
I would hit that in a box
I would hit that with a fox
I would hit that on a train
I would hit that with a candy cane
I would hit that Sam I am

wait...

wouldnt there also be:

I would hit that in a box.
I would hit that with a fox.
I would hit that in a house.
I would hit that with a mouse.
I would hit that here or there.
I would hit that anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I would hit that, Sam-I-am.
 

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arthurracoon said:
wait...

wouldnt there also be:

I would hit that in a box.
I would hit that with a fox.
I would hit that in a house.
I would hit that with a mouse.
I would hit that here or there.
I would hit that anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I would hit that, Sam-I-am.

The force is strong in this one
 

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Paris is pretty hot!

I don't see anything wrong with that commercial. Just good Clean fun.
 

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Chaplin said:
I still don't understand the fascination with Paris Hilton--the spoiled little rich girl who looks like a stick that can blow over in a stiff wind.

Did you see the video that her Ex released? The girl has skills!
 

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Brian in Mesa said:
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Look at her arms in that pic that BIM posted... I'm surprised her arm hasn't snapped from the weight of that burger. If she did ever eat something like that, I'm sure she threw it up two minutes later. :barf:

She's sickly thin. Not to mention annoying as hell. I can't stand the show she has with Nicole Richie. My wife watches it but I refuse to. The way they act and carry themselves is outright disgusting. I don't know how much of it is schtick for the show, but any which way, I think she's repulsive.
 

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bratwurst said:
Look at her arms in that pic that BIM posted... I'm surprised her arm hasn't snapped from the weight of that burger. If she did ever eat something like that, I'm sure she threw it up two minutes later. :barf:

She's sickly thin. Not to mention annoying as hell. I can't stand the show she has with Nicole Richie. My wife watches it but I refuse to. The way they act and carry themselves is outright disgusting. I don't know how much of it is schtick for the show, but any which way, I think she's repulsive.

:thumbup:
 

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bratwurst said:
She's sickly thin. Not to mention annoying as hell. I can't stand the show she has with Nicole Richie. My wife watches it but I refuse to. The way they act and carry themselves is outright disgusting. I don't know how much of it is schtick for the show, but any which way, I think she's repulsive.

I thought Nicole was the star of that show she's very funny. I'm convinced that's what the big "fallout" between them was about, Paris felt Nicole was getting too much attention.

Nicole is allegedly down to 97 pounds herself.

They tried to replace Nicole with Rod Stewarts daughter(good friend of Paris'). Rumor is Paris got mad demanding special treatment(bigger trailer better sleeping quarters etc) and when Stewart's daughter found out, she quit.
 

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Yeah Nicole Richie is getting pretty thin too. Speaking of being thuin, has anyone seen Lindsay Lohan recently? Once she started running with Paris she also adopted the ********** look.
 

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C'mon, movie-heads!!!!

Did you all miss the parody of the car wash from "Cool Hand Luke?" Or do you think it was unintentional? :D
 

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UncleChris said:
Did you all miss the parody of the car wash from "Cool Hand Luke?" Or do you think it was unintentional? :D

Takin' it off boss

Takin it off
 

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bankybruce said:
She can bore me if it is jsut me and her all day long.

You think she's blazing like that banky??!! She is the epitome of mediocre to me.
 

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