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I just have to laugh this is a guy who knows how to rub it in. yes he tabs Pace and Boldin, but Plummer MVP and Colvin DPOY directly to the heart of any Cardinal Fan!
AFC
EAST
1. Buffalo, 10-6: Henry gains 1,793 yards. Fumbles twice. Gets traded.
*2. N.E, 9-7: I still don't know how the Pats will run the ball.
*3. Miami, 9-7: Fantasy owners who passed on Ricky Williams are loons.
4. N.Y. Jets, 6-10: Boo birds strafe rookie Dewayne Robertson by Columbus Day.
NORTH
1. Pittsburgh, 11-5: Tommy Maddox: Comeback Player of the Decade.
2. Baltimore, 8-8: Good move, Coach Billick. Kyle Boller is the man to play at QB.
3. Cleveland, 7-9: Kelly Holcomb's a stud. Courtney Brown, Gerard Warren aren't.
4. Cincinnati, 5-11: The problem is, Marvin Lewis doesn't actually suit up.
SOUTH
1. Indianapolis, 10-6: No conviction. Just a gut feeling that coach Tony Dungy fixes the D.
2. Tennessee, 9-7: Anyone seen Jevon Kearse? He's a little important.
3. Jacksonville, 8-8: My money's on QB David Garrard to start six or seven games.
4. Houston, 4-12: Doomed by a bad running game and offensive line.
WEST
1. Denver, 10-6: Jake Plummer starts slow, finishes very fast. MVP fast.
2. Oakland, 9-7: I question whether Rich Gannon can stay upright again.
3. Kansas City, 7-9: To my colleague Paul Zimmerman: I don't see it, Doctor.
4. San Diego, 7-9: David Boston becomes the first 400-pound wideout ever.
Wild-card round
Denver 19, Miami 9.
New England 30, Indianapolis 21
Divisional round:
Denver 22, Pittsburgh 21
Buffalo 20, New England 17
AFC Championship:
Buffalo 27, Denver 17
NFC
East
1. Philadelphia, 12-4: Ever heard of L.J. Smith? You will, 70 catches from now.
*2. N.Y. Giants, 9-7: Wear some armor, Tiki Barber. You'll touch the ball 350 times.
3. Washington, 6-10: Patrick Ramsey looks like a 56 percent passer to me.
4. Dallas, 5-11: Bill Parcells would kill for a 56 percent passer.
North
1. Green Bay, 9-7: The Pack is too tough for this weak division.
2. Minnesota, 8-8: DT Chris Hovan: The league's next weirdo superstar.
3. Chicago, 6-10: I am officially throwing out the first Nick Saban rumor.
4. Detroit, 4-12: Bad sign: Steve Mariucci is mainlining Grecian Formula.
South
1. Tampa Bay, 10-6: So many huge games finally take a toll. Somehow.
*2. Carolina, 10-6: That's right. The kitties grow claws. I love that defense.
3. Atlanta, 9-7: Early loss to Carolina, minus Michael Vick, is death knell.
4. New Orleans, 7-9: Saints buy Warren Sapp after the season.
West
1. St. Louis, 11-5: Warner was 22 of 24 against Buffalo and Tampa Bay this summer.
2. Seattle, 8-8: CB Shawn Springs' injury takes its toll on 'Hawks.
3. S.F., 8-8: Can't forget that defensive effort in playoffs against the Giants.
4. Arizona, 5-11: Sleeper fantasy pick, folks: WR Anquan Boldin.
Wild-card round
Tampa Bay 20, Giants 14.
Carolina 16, Green Bay 12.
Divisional round:
Carolina 17, Philadelphia 16.
St. Louis 30, Tampa Bay 24.
NFC Championship:
St. Louis 9, Carolina 7.
SUPER BOWL: St. Louis 28, Buffalo 20.
And now, my awards predictions:
MVP: Jake Plummer, quarterback, Denver.
Offensive player of the year: Ricky Williams, running back, Miami.
Defensive player of the year: Rosevelt Colvin, linebacker, New England.
Defensive rookie of the year: Calvin Pace, defensive end, Arizona.
Offensive rookie of the year: (tie) Onterrio Smith, running back, Minnesota; Teyo Johnson, tight end, Oakland.
Coach of the year: John Fox, Carolina.
AFC
EAST
1. Buffalo, 10-6: Henry gains 1,793 yards. Fumbles twice. Gets traded.
*2. N.E, 9-7: I still don't know how the Pats will run the ball.
*3. Miami, 9-7: Fantasy owners who passed on Ricky Williams are loons.
4. N.Y. Jets, 6-10: Boo birds strafe rookie Dewayne Robertson by Columbus Day.
NORTH
1. Pittsburgh, 11-5: Tommy Maddox: Comeback Player of the Decade.
2. Baltimore, 8-8: Good move, Coach Billick. Kyle Boller is the man to play at QB.
3. Cleveland, 7-9: Kelly Holcomb's a stud. Courtney Brown, Gerard Warren aren't.
4. Cincinnati, 5-11: The problem is, Marvin Lewis doesn't actually suit up.
SOUTH
1. Indianapolis, 10-6: No conviction. Just a gut feeling that coach Tony Dungy fixes the D.
2. Tennessee, 9-7: Anyone seen Jevon Kearse? He's a little important.
3. Jacksonville, 8-8: My money's on QB David Garrard to start six or seven games.
4. Houston, 4-12: Doomed by a bad running game and offensive line.
WEST
1. Denver, 10-6: Jake Plummer starts slow, finishes very fast. MVP fast.
2. Oakland, 9-7: I question whether Rich Gannon can stay upright again.
3. Kansas City, 7-9: To my colleague Paul Zimmerman: I don't see it, Doctor.
4. San Diego, 7-9: David Boston becomes the first 400-pound wideout ever.
Wild-card round
Denver 19, Miami 9.
New England 30, Indianapolis 21
Divisional round:
Denver 22, Pittsburgh 21
Buffalo 20, New England 17
AFC Championship:
Buffalo 27, Denver 17
NFC
East
1. Philadelphia, 12-4: Ever heard of L.J. Smith? You will, 70 catches from now.
*2. N.Y. Giants, 9-7: Wear some armor, Tiki Barber. You'll touch the ball 350 times.
3. Washington, 6-10: Patrick Ramsey looks like a 56 percent passer to me.
4. Dallas, 5-11: Bill Parcells would kill for a 56 percent passer.
North
1. Green Bay, 9-7: The Pack is too tough for this weak division.
2. Minnesota, 8-8: DT Chris Hovan: The league's next weirdo superstar.
3. Chicago, 6-10: I am officially throwing out the first Nick Saban rumor.
4. Detroit, 4-12: Bad sign: Steve Mariucci is mainlining Grecian Formula.
South
1. Tampa Bay, 10-6: So many huge games finally take a toll. Somehow.
*2. Carolina, 10-6: That's right. The kitties grow claws. I love that defense.
3. Atlanta, 9-7: Early loss to Carolina, minus Michael Vick, is death knell.
4. New Orleans, 7-9: Saints buy Warren Sapp after the season.
West
1. St. Louis, 11-5: Warner was 22 of 24 against Buffalo and Tampa Bay this summer.
2. Seattle, 8-8: CB Shawn Springs' injury takes its toll on 'Hawks.
3. S.F., 8-8: Can't forget that defensive effort in playoffs against the Giants.
4. Arizona, 5-11: Sleeper fantasy pick, folks: WR Anquan Boldin.
Wild-card round
Tampa Bay 20, Giants 14.
Carolina 16, Green Bay 12.
Divisional round:
Carolina 17, Philadelphia 16.
St. Louis 30, Tampa Bay 24.
NFC Championship:
St. Louis 9, Carolina 7.
SUPER BOWL: St. Louis 28, Buffalo 20.
And now, my awards predictions:
MVP: Jake Plummer, quarterback, Denver.
Offensive player of the year: Ricky Williams, running back, Miami.
Defensive player of the year: Rosevelt Colvin, linebacker, New England.
Defensive rookie of the year: Calvin Pace, defensive end, Arizona.
Offensive rookie of the year: (tie) Onterrio Smith, running back, Minnesota; Teyo Johnson, tight end, Oakland.
Coach of the year: John Fox, Carolina.