Police find Vikings RB with kit to beat drug tests

[nurnay]

I wonder if the prosthetic comes in a variety of colors and sizes?

After I read the article, I looked up the product, and it does come in a number of “shades”.

What really kills me, how desperate are you to buy one of these things just so you can smoke pot? There are certain levels of desperation. I've met guys who buy stuff they can drink the day of the pee test that cleans out the system so they pass. But strapping on a fake weenie with dry urine? Wow. That's a whole 'nother level.

Can't you put the bong down for 6 or 7 years, then smoke like a madman when you retire? Pretty sad...

 

[nurnay]

That article reminded me of the old joke, you know, the one with the punchline that ends "I am sorry, all larger sizes only come in black..."

Sorry if that sounds "racist", but I have never heard a black-guy complain about that steriotype...regardless, no offense intended.

That's a good stereotype to have...

 

[BigRedRage]

i dont see anything wrong with nfl players smoking weed, whats the problem?

 

[nurnay]

i dont see anything wrong with nfl players smoking weed, whats the problem?

Read: Ricky Williams

 

[blindseyed]

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedRage
i dont see anything wrong with nfl players smoking weed, whats the problem?



Read: Ricky Williams

And your point? He played all those years on weed and made a ton of dough...
I'm with Rage on this one, it's not an enhancing drug, but it is illegal, that's the problem. I don't have a problem with players smoking weed or doing steroids for that matter, could care less, if that's what they wanna do, go ahead, it doesn't effect my day to day life in the least....except when I reply to these posts and write too many sentences on the subject....

 

[nurnay]

And your point? He played all those years on weed and made a ton of dough...
I'm with Rage on this one, it's not an enhancing drug, but it is illegal, that's the problem. I don't have a problem with players smoking weed or doing steroids for that matter, could care less, if that's what they wanna do, go ahead, it doesn't effect my day to day life in the least....except when I reply to these posts and write too many sentences on the subject....

Not intended to dog you, but that's an ignorant attitude. He's out of the NFL most likely because he was about to test positive for the 3rd time, which would have meant a big suspension. And because of that, he *lost* a lot of dough.

I'm not an anti-weed person, but I can understand why the ban is in place. It's in the best interset of *everyone* involved if players aren't allowed to use drugs. That includes you, if you are a fan. It does affect your life, just not in a major way.

And, I'm sorry, but if you don't care that steroids are involved in the game, you're WAY off.

 

[blindseyed]

First off don't call me ignorant. You don't know it was "most likely" because he was going to test positive, it's your opinion. If athletes using drugs affects you I would suggest you getting a life. Offense taken by the way 'new guy', don't start with personal insults on someones opinion..

 

[CaptTurbo]

You dont mind if steroids are used in the NFL???

 

[BigRedRage]

steroids are bs, ricky williams is one out of a million. More people in this country smoke marijauan than you could ever imagine, if they do it right it wont affect the team at all, some people have a beer after practice and some smoke a bowl. if it affects the player, too bad for him.

 

[BACH]

steroids are bs, ricky williams is one out of a million. More people in this country smoke marijauan than you could ever imagine, if they do it right it wont affect the team at all, some people have a beer after practice and some smoke a bowl. if it affects the player, too bad for him.

In principle I agree with you. There's no logical reason why alcohol is legal and pot isn't (My guess is that it's a cultural thing)

BUT no matter what the reason is, it's still a fact that alcohol is legal, while smoking pot isn't. That is the difference!

 

[blindseyed]

You dont mind if steroids are used in the NFL???

Again somoeone else misses my point, I thought you were smartet than that swd. I don't care as in, it doesn't effect me personally. Almost every player has used some sort of enhancement drug, weed, whatever. When someone is caught doing it, it's no surprise to me.Do you care that Boston used roids? I mean c'mon, did it really effect you all tha tmuch? That's all my point is. I'm not saying weed or roids shouldn't be banned either, but to say that's "lame" cuz I'm not in love with these guys so much I break down when they're caught doing something is kind of lame

 

[blindseyed]

In principle I agree with you. There's no logical reason why alcohol is legal and pot isn't (My guess is that it's a cultural thing)

BUT no matter what the reason is, it's still a fact that alcohol is legal, while smoking pot isn't. That is the difference!

I guess I should've just said that...

 

[CaptTurbo]

I mean c'mon, did it really effect you all tha tmuch?

Yes it does. I love football. I mean I practically live for it. If it turned out that 25%+ of the players in the league used steroids I would never watch another game. They would not get another dime out of me. And Im sure there are millions that agree. Millions agreeing on that would spell the end of the sport.

 

[justAndy]

i dont see anything wrong with nfl players smoking weed, whats the problem?

It's in the Collective Bargaining agreement - the players voted to accept it, they have to live with it. The NBA players DON'T get tested for the lettuce...

 

[SouthNZoneFan]

Radiohead, right???

Anyone else ever hear that song in college "detachable penis?"

 

[Assface]

Radiohead, right???

Nope, King Missile.

 

[Cardsmasochist]

Anyone else ever hear that song in college "detachable penis?"

Yep. In fact, I heard it on the radio about a week ago.

 

[Cardsmasochist]

Almost every player has used some sort of enhancement drug, weed, whatever.

The only thing weed enhances is watching the Matrix trilogy on DVD.

 

[Sandan]

The only thing weed enhances is watching the Matrix trilogy on DVD.

So that's what I was missing . The second 2 require weed to make them entertaining, alothough I'm not sure even weed would help #3

 

[BACH]

The only thing weed enhances is watching the Matrix trilogy on DVD.

It can significantly enhance "The Big Lebowski", too.

 

[earthsci]

The only thing weed enhances is watching the Matrix trilogy on DVD.

It can significantly enhance "The Big Lebowski", too.

"Brazil" as well.

 

[Cardsmasochist]

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is funny with or without enhancement.
Although, I have heard that it is pretty hilarious while enhanced.

Has anyone ever tried to sync up Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon with the Wizard of Oz? I heard that it is a perfect match.

 

[BigRedRage]

it is, i dont remember when u start it but u have to start it at the right time

 

[blindseyed]

This has not only morphed into the funniest thread but the most informative as well!...

 

[AzCards21]

I'd rather be caught smoking hippie lettuce than with a strap on shlong in my possesion.