Police find Vikings RB with kit to beat drug tests

[blindseyed]

I'd rather be caught smoking hippie lettuce than with a strap on shlong in my possesion.

That was funny...

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

I think I am gonna buy this before it gets banned

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[earthsci]

it is, i dont remember when u start it but u have to start it at the right time

When the MGM Lion roars the third time.

 

[Cardsmasochist]

it is, i dont remember when u start it but u have to start it at the right time

I think you have to start the album when the MGM lion roars.

 

[BigRedRage]

thats more of a lsd thing than a pot thing

 

[Billy Flynt]

"white powder substance in vials" I'm just imagining the police doing that dip your pinkie into the powder taste test that they do for coke!

I think the thing that gave him away was the "white unit" he had in his bag.

 

[nurnay]

First off don't call me ignorant. You don't know it was "most likely" because he was going to test positive, it's your opinion. If athletes using drugs affects you I would suggest you getting a life. Offense taken by the way 'new guy', don't start with personal insults on someones opinion..

I didn't call you ignorant, I said that your attitude towards drugs in the NFL was ignorant. Big difference. Not meant to be a personal attack. And it was pretty much well-known by everyone that Ricky was going to test positive. Widely reported.

And so waht if I'm new to this board? I've been a Cardinals fan for years. I have as much right to speak here as you. Chill, my man...

 

[blindseyed]

I didn't call you ignorant, I said that your attitude towards drugs in the NFL was ignorant. Big difference. Not meant to be a personal attack. And it was pretty much well-known by everyone that Ricky was going to test positive. Widely reported.

And so waht if I'm new to this board? I've been a Cardinals fan for years. I have as much right to speak here as you. Chill, my man...

How is my attitude ignorant? Of course he left cuz of pot, that wasn't even my point, he wanted to party...pot didn't ruin Rickys life, I don't think he's living in a shack somewhere, that was my point...how is that ignorant? I still don't know of anything I said that is ignorant and didn't make sense to you...Igonrant would be saying that no one uses any sort of illegal drug in the NFL at all..

 

[Redheart]

Hmmmm....

DALLAS (AP) -- Former Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman Nate Newton says his competitive nature led him into the drug business.

"I've always been competitive, I've always been in sports," said Newton, a six-time Pro Bowl offensive lineman who retired after the 2000 season. "I couldn't see myself not being the biggest dope man."

Newton, 43, was released from a Louisiana prison last year on drug possession charges after serving about 21/2 years behind bars.

Newton, of East Ellijay, Ga., estimated he could make up to $75,000 per drug deal, another reason he said running drugs appealed to him.

In November 2001, he and two women were pulled over for a traffic violation on Interstate 10 in St. Martin Parish, La. Newton and the others were accused of hauling 213 pounds of marijuana in their van with plans to sell it.

While out on bond six weeks later, Newton was arrested again, this time in Ellis County. He was accused of hauling 175 pounds of marijuana in the trunk of a car.

Newton made his comments Thursday during a talk show on Dallas radio station KKDA. He said he became remorseful while serving time in a federal prison in Texarkana, before he was transferred to a federal facility in Louisiana.

"I got on my knees and said, 'God, I want to make a deal. ... You protect me in here, and when I come out, I'll do everything I can to make it right,"' he said.

Newt wants to make a different deal...

 

[Southpaw]

Actual video of security check at airport

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[Cardsmasochist]

http://www.extremeskins.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=banghaha&file=index

That is too funny!!

 

[bigredjane]

That is classic!!

That man is a genius, too funny!!