Crisper57's National Power Rankings After Week 2
1. Seattle: If the Pats can blame the heat in Week 1, then the champs get to use that excuse too! Plus, it wasn't fair that Philip Rivers wouldn't let Russell Wilson play with his ball for 75% of the game!
2. Denver: I am putting them on here out of pity. Because after they visit Seattle in Week 3, no one is going to respect this team anymore. They'll be doing the walk of shame all the way back to Denver.
3. Philly: They went on the road and beat the Indianapolis Andrew Lucks. I mostly rank them this high because they seem to be able to take the field with 19 people, including the 8 officials.
4. Bengals: This team looks legit and is my #2 team in the AFC right now. Plus Devon Still > Adrian Peterson right now.
5. Saints: They're 0-2? Pay no attention to that! We know they wouldn't win on the road anyway! They never do! But now that they have 8 games at home and only 6 more on the road, they will win the majority of their remaining games. Plus, Drew Brees!!!!!!!!
6. Panthers: Only until the Saints come marching through Carolina, though. Drew Brees!!!!
7. Patriots:That was a quality win, going into Minnesota and thrashing an Adrian Peterson-less Vikings squad!
8. Bears: They beat the Niners in SF. Wait, why are they so low on my list? Oh yeah, Drew Brees!!!!
9. Niners: Sure, they looked pretty bad in the second half. But a good half of 49er football is usually enough to put most teams away. I'll let due process play out before I judge the Bears loss more harshly.
10. Chargers: I bet if they had to wear their blue uni's in the heat, they wouldn't have won. Plus, I'd rather punch Philip Rivers in the face than move his team up into single-digit rankings.
11. Houston Texans: Why not show them some love while it lasts?
12. Buffalo Bills: See #11 above
13. Arizona Cardinals: Those weren't gutsy 4th quarter comebacks. Those were choke-jobs by their opponents. The Cards should be 0-2, but I have to rank them here before we start getting accused of bias or something. I don't know. My editor had to remind me that Arizona even has a team.