Pre-Game
Sunday Morning: 9am-12pm
I DO EVERY SINGLE LAST D@MN THING I NEED TO DO FOR THE WEEK!
12:01pm - 12:15pm:
Tie up lose ends.
It begins.
1. Told to all friends and family months ahead of time that calling me on Sunday after 12pm during football season is punnishable by DEATH!!!!
2. Tell my girlfriend that anything she needs me to do, or any kind of communication that is needed from me IS USELESS! She knows the deal and if she hasn't opened her mouth to say something before 12pm then it is her own D@MN fault and she has to wait till Monday to get whatever it is she needs from.
3. Turn off Cell Phone.
4. Turn off all computer messenger devices.
5. Lock front door and put Do Not Disturb sign up.
12:15pm - 12:45pm: Gather supplies.
1. Shower
2. Get in comfortable Cardinals clothes
3. Get all food preparation, beer preparation, and misc. stimulant preparation together.
4. Adjust TV, Volume, Last Channel, Air conditioning.
12:45 - Kickoff:
1. Start stimulant intake. Nibble on food.
2. Catch the cat. Lie down on couch with cat lying on stomach.
3. Watch Football from 1-7 with maybe a nap in there somewhere.
AND IF ANYONE ANNOYS ME I BECOME THE WORLD'S NUMBER 1 @SSHOLE. I spend $0 money on myself (except for NFL TICKET), I work my @ss off, and cater to everyone's needs all week, and all offseason. ALL I ASK is for 6 hours on Sundays to watch football. And I feel I should be allowed to do so.
Peace