Predict the next disaster with this team

[Arz101]

There is nothing left in season except prediction of what bad news will break out next..my prediction

1. Steve Keim will return for 20230 season

 

[Cheesebeef]

Kyler returns only to blow out his ACL in Week 15, putting not only the perfect crapper on this season, but destroying the next one as well.

 

[Arz101]

Kyler returns only to blow out his ACL in Week 15, putting not only the perfect crapper on this season, but destroying the next one as well.

OMG Cheese.

 

[Cardsfaninlouky]

We're tied with another team the last game of the season for the #1 draft pick & the team we're playing (49ers) in the last game has their playoff spot wrapped up. They rest the starters, we win & the other team we're tied with loses lol.

 

[NWMike]

Don’t forget our third string quarterback is in the game and heaves up a prayer as time expires that is miraculously caught ruining our draft position lol

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Mike Bidwill's and Steve Keim's families have united with the engagement and promise of matrimony of Bill's son to Steve's daughter when both come of age. This will assure a lasting bond between both families to the future operation of the Cardinal organization.

 

[PJ1]

Kyler and Kliff come to blows on sideline.

 

[TJ]

The whole team contracts covid and hides it from the league, multiple players simultaneously quit, and they lose by 40 points in the final game.

Oh wait, that already happened

 

[GoldGloveschmidt]

We go 5-1, finish 9-8, miss the playoffs due to a lost tiebreaker with the Seahawks, and run it back next year with no changes.

 

[Solar7]

Glendale kicks us out and we play 2023 in Mullett Arena.

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Cards make historic trade with Vikings.

Murray and his full contract to the Vikings.
Cousins and his 1 year 2023 extension 35 million dollar contract to the Cards, plus Vikings R1 pick in 2023 and R2 pick in 2024 and another R1 pick in 2025.

The 3 Vikings picks are currently expected to be in the second half of each round.

Cardinals would only be committed to Cousins for 1 year at 35 mil, which might be long enough to break in a rookie QB drafted in 2023.

Is there any way to really tell until we see what Keim does with those picks if this would be a win or another disaster for the Cards.

Come 2025 could the Cards still be without a franchise QB? Or would the Cards be laughing all the way to the bank on this one?

 

[SteveKeimFan]

There is nothing left in season except prediction of what bad news will break out next..my prediction

1. Steve Keim will return for 20230 season

Keim is only 50 years old. He has atleast 20 more years left before he decides to retire.

 

[Red on White]

Hard Knocks is unable to fill the final few episodes due to all the footage we've vetoed

 

[FB94]

The team runs out of Preparation H treating the giant hemmaroid they all have

 

[Arz101]

Steve Keim gets suspended for performance enhancing drugs. Oh wait.

 

[JohnnyCakes]

Watt gets injured. Retires, then immediately opens up about how toxic the locker room is

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Due to cap mismanagement, we lose JJ Watt, Byron Murphy, and Zach Allen in the off season.

 

[kerouac9]

Kyler and Kliff come to blows on sideline.

This would actually be great and seal the deal for 2023.

 

[football karma]

Due to cap mismanagement, we lose JJ Watt, Byron Murphy, and Zach Allen in the off season.

thanks Chris for ruining my morning

 

[Syracusecards]

D-Hop and Budda ask to be traded this off-season

 

[JohnnyCakes]

Team changes name to CopperHeads and colors feature teal and purple

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Kyler and Kliff come to blows on sideline.

Was actually thinking about this yesterday, because it’s what you usually see next with embarrassing teams like this.

Pushing and shoving during the game, although my money is on Budda getting after one the under-performers.

 

[DVontel]

This would actually be great and seal the deal for 2023.

Would rather the whole team come to blows with Keim.

 

[kerouac9]

Would rather the whole team come to blows with Keim.

I'd rather Keim's foot be rolled over by the garbage truck.

 

[MadCardDisease]

The 49ers win the Super Bowl in the Cardinals home stadium.