Rams Fan!

[ArizonaElvis]

This guy walks into a bar wearing a RAMS jersey and carrying a little


Dog that also has a RAMS jersey on with a little RAMS helmet too. The guy


says to the bartender, 'Can my dog and I watch the RAMS game here? My TV at


home broke and my dog and I want to see the game.' The bartender replies,


'normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy


in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if


there is any trouble with you or the dog, I’ll have to ask you to leave.' The


Guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the RAMS


kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar


and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, 'Hey, that's cool! What


does he do for a touch down?' The guy answers, 'I don't know, I've only had


him for 3 years.'

 

[who_me?]

 

[dreamcastrocks]

pretty funny, but please get rid of the bold.

 

[ArizonaElvis]

pretty funny, but please get rid of the bold.

Well I copy and pasted it and I'm not very computer savy so I wouldn't know where to begin with anyway!

 

[cardsfanmd]

Did that start out as a Cards fan and his dog?

 

[Syracusecards]

A Rams player wanted to be a pilot but couldn't get the job because he was asked when a plane flying from Chicago would touch down in Arizona and he replied "what does touchdown mean?"

 

[HeavyB3]

I'm sure these jokes have been said about the Cardinals in previous years.

 

[40yearfan]

pretty funny, but please get rid of the bold.

Did that start out as a Cards fan and his dog?

I'm sure these jokes have been said about the Cardinals in previous years.

MAN!!!!! TOUGH CROWD!!!

I enjoyed it Elvis.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

MAN!!!!! TOUGH CROWD!!!

I enjoyed it Elvis.

I enjoyed it, it was just hard to read/focus.

 

[RMFN]

I enjoyed it Elvis.

I didn't

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[Lloydian]

The first time I heard that one was in college more than 15 years ago, and the dog was only interested in the ASU vs U of A game (a fan for ASU). The punch line was "What does he do when ASU wins?" The reply was, "I don't know, he's only 9 years old."

Over a nine year period, ASU's record against U of A was 0-8-1.

 

[Camshaft]

Thanks. Sent it to my sister in St. Louis.