2003 - MY TWO BIG BETS: With the Niners coming up and a 15 point spreak, I convinced my roomate who knew NOTHING about football to drive out to Vegas with me late on Satty night. I was putting my last unemployment check and every dime I had in my name against the Cards and I convinced him to put 400 against us as well. Just before kickoff, we went to the car to do something illegal and by the time we got back to the sportsbook, with 5 minutes left in the first, the Cards were already down 21-0, en route to a glorious 50-14 shellacking.
The next road game against Seattle, I convinced my OTHER roomate to drive out to Vegas and I let my earlier winnings ride, betting against us, with a 15 point spread. Immediately, the Hawks went up 21-0 in the first and it looked like happy days, but then Hasselcrap got injured, Holmgren went ULTRA-conservative and we actually pulled within 28-10 and we were DRIVING at the end of the game. We got down to around the 15 yard line but ended up getting cuaght in bounds with fifteen seconds left and the clock was gonna bleed out and my roomate and I let out HUGE sighs of relief and victory, BUT then a fan ran ont he field and that stopped the clock, giving the Cards ONE MORE meaningless play just to screw me. Thankfully, that didn't happen and I won again.
also, the greatest moment in Cardinals history came in my brother's house (not Ouchie) while watching the Dallas playoff game. My best friend and his father who we went to games with religiously since 1988 brought over a Cardinals Cake and when the score was 20-0 and we were sure the win was in the cards, everyone started yelling "Get the cake! Get the cake!" I immediately ran into the kitchen, grabbed the cake and just as I ran back into the room, the Cowboys immediately scoredand every one turned, SCREAMING: "PUT THE CAKE BACK! PUT THE CAKE BACK!!!" I literally moved in "rewind" mode, walking backwards to make sure I erased the moment of premature celebration for fear it would jinx us. We won the game and I slammed my face in the cake and then jumped in my brother's unheated pool in the middle of January.