Posted on Sun, Jun. 26, 2005
IN MY OPINION
Away from UM, Hurricanes are a furious storm
DAN LE BATARD
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Mike Doss fires a gun outside a nightclub. It is not a reflection on Ohio State.
Onterrio Smith loses a year for dehydrated urine and a Whizzinator. It is not a reflection on Oregon.
Jason Williams wrecks a motorcycle and his career. It is not a reflection on Duke.
So why is it that the University of Miami gets smeared for the transgressions of its former footballers?
Is UM coach Larry Coker supposed to be a babysitter several years after they leave college, too?
Redskins safety Sean Taylor is a lunatic. Clinton Portis calls him the craziest Hurricane in program history -- quite a distinguished list, that one -- and Portis is hardly alone in nominating him. So the surprise isn't that Taylor faces three prison years for trying to solve his problems with gun waving. The surprise is that he never had a public incident of any kind under Coker's watch.
Kellen Winslow II did something stupid. Makes sense that the same things that help make him a good football player -- fearlessness, recklessness, insanity -- would seep into other parts of his personality and push him toward motorcycle stunts. But it was still stupid, and Stupidity was not Winslow's major at UM. Why does he get to be the poster child for UM post-graduate behavior more than, say, Ken Dorsey or Jonathan Vilma or Ed Reed or Vince Wilfork?
IS IT JEALOUSY?
Part of it is because success breeds jealousy. Part of it is because Miami's past is littered with soul-selling. Part of it is because UM's football culture gives birth to swashbuckling pirates, and that swagger works better in the end zone than it does in the nightclubs. And part of it is because Miami has more high-profile players in the NFL than any other school, and some of them are bound to get in trouble.
Terrell Owens, for example, might be more of a reflection on Chattanooga if the school were producing baby T.O.'s by factory line. Miami, remember, unleashed an unprecedented number of first-round picks on the NFL in a recent three-year span. All over NFL Sundays, you have Reggie Waynes running patterns against Phillip Buchanons, then talking about the VIP room at Club B.E.D. while walking back to their huddles in the third quarter.
This is a savage sport played by savage men. Some parts of you have to be a little off to make your living surviving collisions. It is a lifestyle filled with violence and rage and irrationality, and drinking and drugging to numb those things. It is unreasonable to expect all that stuff to remain neatly within those yard markers without ever spilling over into a place where police have to handcuff it.
So, given how many UM players have gone pro, some of them are going to stray. It is a mathematical inevitability. Look at how much criminal history and aberrant behavior just the Dolphins have in their huddle. But it isn't fair for Ohio State to get a pass on Doss or Duke to get one on Williams when they did essentially the same things that now have Taylor and Winslow smearing UM.
CONTROL UNDER COKER
Actually, it is astounding that UM has had so little public embarrassment under Coker, with Antrel Rolle's bogus arrest and Andre Johnson's term-paper shenanigans being the biggest public relations hits while any of these athletes were in school. Jeremy Shockey and Portis were wild children at UM, but everything that surrounded them in the huddle, like the quiet leadership and passion of Reed, kept that part of them muted until they arrived at the comparative freedom of the pros.
USC might become the new UM, but the Hurricane culture remains staggering and unlike anything else in college football. Vince Wilfork and Jonathan Vilma and D.J. Williams and Andre Johnson and Ray Lewis all say they regret leaving school a year early, despite the financial windfall, because the pros were so cold compared to what they had in college. And now many of those Hurricanes are getting in yet more trouble for gravitating back toward that now for workouts on campus.
There is a growing list of UM players like Shockey and Taylor and Willis McGahee and Edgerrin James skipping ''voluntary'' workouts so they can work out with former Canes at UM. It gives the impression that Miami's selfish guys aren't team players. But there's a perfectly valid explanation for that: Santana Moss says the UM offseason workouts are harder than anything he has ever seen in the pros.
STORM LIKE NO OTHER
Still, this gets them in trouble with their current employers, and creates more of that UM-against-the-world divisiveness. Makes sense that dictator coaches paying these guys millions would want them to work out with, you know, fellow employees. But the Hurricanes are a storm like no other, all lightning and thunder, a combination of huge wind and huge wins, and that storm moves at its own pace and on its own path, without possibility of containment.
All we can do is watch it move across the NFL with open-mouthed awe.
And hope no one gets hurt.