Cards Czar
The Bird is the Word
I think I get the farthest away award here!! 7,397 miles away.
Navy Mike
Navy Mike
SECTION 11's 2003 Offseason Poster Awards are coming...
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Don't worry Ryan
I am starting to get fan mail too.
BUT, I was out of line. In fact, I will just say it publicly.
Shane H, I was out of line for saying you were acting NEM-Like. Hopefully you won't be too mad at me for too long.
I am starting to get fan mail too.
BUT, I was out of line. In fact, I will just say it publicly.
Shane H, I was out of line for saying you were acting NEM-Like. Hopefully you won't be too mad at me for too long.
Krangodnzr
Captain of Team Conner
WOW! When did this happen and what did he do?
CatBoxBackFan
Hall of Famer
This is getting to be like the MTV Music Awards,to many obscure catagories that no one will lose.
Cardinals.Ken
That's Mr. Riff-Raff to you!
I would have to beg to differ...I'm the official tread-ender of the NFL!
kerouac9
Klowned by Keim
How about the "Keanu Reeves Memorial Award for Devil's Advocacy"? It goes to the biggest realist/pessimist who then best enunciates the ways in which he loves the team?
Or the "Keanu Reeves Memorial Award for the Posts Most Inspiring the Exclamation of 'Whoa'." This award, while somewhat self-explanatory, can be either postive or negative. It shortens to the "Things that Make You Say 'Whoa'" award.
Or the "Keanu Reeves Memorial Award for the Posts Most Inspiring the Exclamation of 'Whoa'." This award, while somewhat self-explanatory, can be either postive or negative. It shortens to the "Things that Make You Say 'Whoa'" award.
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vibraslap
"Whoa, that cloud look like a kitty."
Ouchie-Z-Clown
I'm better than Mulli!
i'm just gunnin' for the coveted "WHEEEEEEE Award" - i've been nominated for it four years running, and damn if susan lucie doesn't somehow beat me out for it!
Judging from the posts of some others on the boards here I would say I should be a legitimate contender in several catagories.
Most Condensending
Most Intelligent
Most Handsome
Most often "right"
Most Objective
and last but not least, I feel I should be given special recognition for the Homer Hall of Fame.
Most Condensending
Most Intelligent
Most Handsome
Most often "right"
Most Objective
and last but not least, I feel I should be given special recognition for the Homer Hall of Fame.
kerouac9
Klowned by Keim
Originally posted by Tangodnzr
Judging from the posts of some others on the boards here I would say I should be a legitimate contender in several catagories.
Most Condensending
Most Intelligent
Most Handsome
Most often "right"
Most Objective
and last but not least, I feel I should be given special recognition for the Homer Hall of Fame.
How about "Most Deluded"?
The "Cowboy" award...
as in :
"Man, that chili cabbage omelet I ate this morn just isn't sitting well. I have to get to the john so I can take a "Cowboy""
Fast-talking announced disclaimer:
The above does not apply or represent Emmit Smith in any manner now that he has seen the light and bypassed and given up his ways as a Cowboy and is now a true bretheren beloved Cardinal
as in :
"Man, that chili cabbage omelet I ate this morn just isn't sitting well. I have to get to the john so I can take a "Cowboy""
Fast-talking announced disclaimer:
The above does not apply or represent Emmit Smith in any manner now that he has seen the light and bypassed and given up his ways as a Cowboy and is now a true bretheren beloved Cardinal
How about "Most infatuated with Josh McCownn"?
How about something for the ladies? Best poster with no balls, perhaps? Or something similar, if that is offensive to anyone (and, if so, my apologizes).
What do you say, DeAnna, Brighteyes and Big Red Jane? I think we're worthy.
What do you say, DeAnna, Brighteyes and Big Red Jane? I think we're worthy.
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Are you serious about the email???
And for the record, Jordan Gross is married. Must be for the money, not the looks.
And lastly, I nominate myself for the Lady Byng Trophy of ASFN, which NHL fans know is given to the most gentlemanly player
Brian
PANEM ET CIRCENSES
I could be the runner up. I helped facilate the removal of coyote Tony that has to be worth something.
This is to everyone:
Go to the "Everything else" board and the "Screw the Pope" thread. The last couple of pages has King of Cards tirade against Coyote Tony that in part ultimately led to Tony's banning.
That has GOT to be some of the funniest crap I have ever read!
King, I had tears in my eyes.
Classic.
I want the award for "Best Bet Made On a Post". If giving 10-1 odds TWICE as long as they throw in Tango with shaved legs and a Nair'd (Naired?) chest doesn't qualify what does?
This is to everyone:
Go to the "Everything else" board and the "Screw the Pope" thread. The last couple of pages has King of Cards tirade against Coyote Tony that in part ultimately led to Tony's banning.
That has GOT to be some of the funniest crap I have ever read!
King, I had tears in my eyes.
Classic.
I want the award for "Best Bet Made On a Post". If giving 10-1 odds TWICE as long as they throw in Tango with shaved legs and a Nair'd (Naired?) chest doesn't qualify what does?
arthurracoon
The Cardinal Smiles
Originally posted by Card Trader
How about "Most infatuated with Josh McCownn"?
How about the biggest Preston Parsons beliver
Brian
PANEM ET CIRCENSES
Go to the "Everything else" board and the "Screw the Pope" thread. The last couple of pages has King of Cards tirade against Coyote Tony that in part ultimately led to Tony's banning.
I'm sorry everyone,
It's the "Will this war reduce the threat of terrorism" thread.
Pages 3,4, and 5.
Sorry about the confusion. It's just that they argue so much I tend to lose track.
Just re-read it and I laughed so hard I woke up my wife. If you haven't read alot of Tony's posts it might not make sense.
King,
You and I have got to drink beer together. Yer killin' me!
I'm sorry everyone,
It's the "Will this war reduce the threat of terrorism" thread.
Pages 3,4, and 5.
Sorry about the confusion. It's just that they argue so much I tend to lose track.
Just re-read it and I laughed so hard I woke up my wife. If you haven't read alot of Tony's posts it might not make sense.
King,
You and I have got to drink beer together. Yer killin' me!
jmr667
Random Poster
I nominate Section 11 for the Most Inciteful Poster award for intentially posting the most threads designed to start riots.
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vibraslap
Originally posted by jmr667
I nominate Section 11 for the Most Inciteful Poster award for intentially posting the most threads designed to start riots.
lil' ole me? nnooooooooooo....
