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The "We are the Biggest Idiots in Journalism" Award
FOR: The best owners in the League.
SPONSORED BY: The Yawkey Trust Foundation
WINNER: Phoenix Suns (Jerry Colangelo)
Well, we're the biggest horses asses in journalism. Just a few short months after proclaiming Jerry Colangelo the WORST owner in the NBA, a new ownership group and a few short months later, we must proclaim him the best owner in the NBA. Who knew what he was planning? Not only did he pull off a major coup, shipping Shawn Marion, Leandro Barbosa and their #1 draft pick to Orlando for Tracy McGrady and a future #1, they also managed to entice the Charlotte Bobcats to mercifully take Howard Eisley off their hands. AND to top it off, the Suns signed Kobe Bryant to a huge multiyear contract. Now all they have to do is extend McGrady, and this team will be near the top of the "favorites" pile for a long time to come. Yes, we are idiots!
From Slam Magazine, October 2004 Season Preview
DISCLAIMER: The above is NOT true!