Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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A Michael Bay TMNT? PASS!

He is just producing, so it may not be a true "Michael Bay" film. Of course, he wanted to change their origin story to make them aliens (he later recanted), so this still has train-wreck written all over it.
 

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I don't care who is doing it. I'll see it like I've seen all the others...

I thought the animated movie a few years back was pretty good...
 

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I don't care who is doing it. I'll see it like I've seen all the others...

I thought the animated movie a few years back was pretty good...

The design of this movie is good. I like how each turtle would be identifiable even without their trademark coloring. Raphael especially looks like a freaking beast.
 

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This poster isn't filling me with any sort of excitement.
 

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Micheal Bay takes a lot of crap but, if you're willing to just turn your brain off, his movies are fairly entertaining.
 

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I did see the ooze and the whole we were trying to create heroes gives me hope I had heard Bay had turned them into aliens from space.

I'll watch it
 

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I did see the ooze and the whole we were trying to create heroes gives me hope I had heard Bay had turned them into aliens from space.



I'll watch it


They reference aliens in the trailer. Megan Fix says the alien theory is "stupid ". So meta! Yawn...
 

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2013)- Michael Bay film

Is there any childhood property Bay isn't going to try and screw up?
 
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Release Date: August 7, 2014 (p.m. screenings)
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Screenwriter: Josh Appelbaum, Andrew Nemec, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, John Fusco
Genre: Action, Adventure
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for sci-fi action violence)
Website: TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesmovie.com | Facebook | Twitter

Starring: Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, Jeremy Howard, Pete Ploszek, Noel Fisher, Will Arnett, Danny Woodburn, William Fichtner, Johnny Knoxville, Tony Shalhoub

Plot Summary: The city needs heroes. Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April O'Neil (Megan Fox) and her wise-cracking cameraman Vern Fenwick (Will Arnett) to save the city and unravel Shredder's diabolical plan.

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It should be clear that this is NOT directed by Michael Bay. He just produced it.
 

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It should be clear that this is NOT directed by Michael Bay. He just produced it.

Good point, I'll edit the title. Bay is all you hear about, but the directoir is actually Jonathan Liebesman. He previously directed Wrath of the Titans, Battle Los Angeles, The Killing Room, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, and Darkness Falls.
 

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Good point, I'll edit the title. Bay is all you hear about, but the directoir is actually Jonathan Liebesman. He previously directed Wrath of the Titans, Battle Los Angeles, The Killing Room, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, and Darkness Falls.

I'm not sure that makes it much better. LOL
 
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