The Suns have been successful in marketing these gimmicks, but not with actually winning any games.
I would call using the word "successful" in any capacity with "not with actually winning
any games" an oxymoron.
Especially under the ringmaster of the 3-ring circus, Robert "The Sad Clown" Sarver.
"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. See the three-headed Point Guard.
Next show, we'll show you the no-headed Point Guard.
Then the two-headed rookie Power Forward.
Then how many ex-General Managers and ex-Head Coaches can we see
coming out of a station wagon?
And see DBook the sword swallower and elephant trainer and on the high
trapeze without a safety net. The Sarver 3-ring circus."