Mitch
Crawled Through 5 FB Fields
Here is the 2011 Cardinals' All-Karma Draft:
1. Von Miller, OLB, (6-3, 240), Texas A&M. The Cardinals did well before with a linebacker named Miller---and better yet there is something about the #40 Miller wears that bears special significance.
2. Brandon Harris, CB, (5-11, 195), Miami. The Cardinals deserve a CB from Miami who can actually cover.
3. Greg McElroy, QB, (6-3, 225), Alabama. The last QB from Alabama we drafted who wore the #12 never signed with us and went on to win a Super Bowl with an AFL team.
4. Josh Bynes, ILB, (6-2, 245), Auburn. It would seem only fitting to have a SILB from Auburn line up and dominate next to the #58 WILB we drafted last year to replace the #58 from Auburn who wanted to feel the love somewhere else.
5. Andrew Jackson, G, (6-5, 295), Fresno St. Speaking of money---and the few more Andrew Jacksons we are inevitably going to have to spend in renewing our NFL Sunday Tickets this year---it's only fitting that Adams, Washington and Jefferson be joined by Jackson in the Cardinals' version of Mount Rushmore. We will call it Mount Camelback.
6a. Greg Smith, TE, (6-4, 250), Texas. Seems to me we did well once with a TE named Smith.
6b. Jeremy Avery, RB, (5-9, 173), Boise St. Something about there being magic whenever Boise St. is connected to the U of P. Picture this...in the 2012 NFC Championship game at U of P, Cardinals versus Packers, with 7 seconds left--- down 28-24---on 4th and goal from the 2 yard line---the Cardinals call the old Statue of Liberty play---and because of the wild trickery the cameraman has trouble following the play---but swings it quickly to capture Jeremy Avery dashing with the ball to the far left pylon...Avery dives...he's hit by Charles Woodson, but while careening toward the pylon he manages to reach out and slip the corner of the pigskin a fraction inside of it!!!...and get this---Avery jumps up and runs into the arms of one of the cutest Cardinal cheerleaders---goes down on one knee and proposes right on the spot! We need to bring the magic back to the U of P. and who better to turn to than an electrifying upstart kid from Boise St.
This one's for you, Dems, my pal...for the sentiment mentioned about #40. RIP, Pat.
1. Von Miller, OLB, (6-3, 240), Texas A&M. The Cardinals did well before with a linebacker named Miller---and better yet there is something about the #40 Miller wears that bears special significance.
2. Brandon Harris, CB, (5-11, 195), Miami. The Cardinals deserve a CB from Miami who can actually cover.
3. Greg McElroy, QB, (6-3, 225), Alabama. The last QB from Alabama we drafted who wore the #12 never signed with us and went on to win a Super Bowl with an AFL team.
4. Josh Bynes, ILB, (6-2, 245), Auburn. It would seem only fitting to have a SILB from Auburn line up and dominate next to the #58 WILB we drafted last year to replace the #58 from Auburn who wanted to feel the love somewhere else.
5. Andrew Jackson, G, (6-5, 295), Fresno St. Speaking of money---and the few more Andrew Jacksons we are inevitably going to have to spend in renewing our NFL Sunday Tickets this year---it's only fitting that Adams, Washington and Jefferson be joined by Jackson in the Cardinals' version of Mount Rushmore. We will call it Mount Camelback.
6a. Greg Smith, TE, (6-4, 250), Texas. Seems to me we did well once with a TE named Smith.
6b. Jeremy Avery, RB, (5-9, 173), Boise St. Something about there being magic whenever Boise St. is connected to the U of P. Picture this...in the 2012 NFC Championship game at U of P, Cardinals versus Packers, with 7 seconds left--- down 28-24---on 4th and goal from the 2 yard line---the Cardinals call the old Statue of Liberty play---and because of the wild trickery the cameraman has trouble following the play---but swings it quickly to capture Jeremy Avery dashing with the ball to the far left pylon...Avery dives...he's hit by Charles Woodson, but while careening toward the pylon he manages to reach out and slip the corner of the pigskin a fraction inside of it!!!...and get this---Avery jumps up and runs into the arms of one of the cutest Cardinal cheerleaders---goes down on one knee and proposes right on the spot! We need to bring the magic back to the U of P. and who better to turn to than an electrifying upstart kid from Boise St.
This one's for you, Dems, my pal...for the sentiment mentioned about #40. RIP, Pat.
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