The Cardinals will win Super Bowl XLIII (Fortune Cookie told me so)

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I just broke open my fortune cookie and it gave me great news. It read as follows:

An unexpected event soon will bring you happiness.

Unexpected event=Cardinals in Super Bowl
Happinness= Win!

Go CARDINALS!
 

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Cant concur. You got fortune after knowing Cards were already in the SB. Thus it wasnt unexpected at that point in time. So that cant be it. Sorry. :(
 

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winning the Super Bowl ain't gonna be an unexpected event. It's a mathematical certainty as far as I'm concerned at this point.
 
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Cant concur. You got fortune after knowing Cards were already in the SB. Thus it wasnt unexpected at that point in time. So that cant be it. Sorry. :(
Maybe you're right! :(
 

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Not a score, but did have a number. The Chinese pronounciation and symbols for one thousand. I'm not sure what that would indicate tho.:shrug:

1000=10 to 00 Cardinals win
 

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How about Gabe Watson intercepting a pass and walking it in for 60 yards?

How's that for unexpected and happiness?

How about Boldin forcing a Willie Parker fumble and returning it for a touchdown?

All these defensive players have fun on offense, let Boldin have his fun!
 

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Just love the "omens" that people see which they preclude as a prelude to victory.

I saw a Cardinal in my back yard take a dump on a steel cable.....tah duh....victory.
 

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unexpected event could be breaston scoring 4 touchdowns? these are always so vague you can read into it what you want i believe the cookie:D it should be framed or have a special stand built and worshipping wouldnt be uncalled for
 
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Never underestimate the ability of a fortune cookie:

AZ Sports Native got one the other day that said (and I'm obviously paraphrasing here:) "Actions speak louder than words."

Which most certainly refers to Fitz, because he is so humble and generally soft-spoken, but plays his heart out and kicks butt on the field.

So, following basic fortune cookie logic: Larry is FREAKIN' Awesome!

See, the cookies know what they're talking about.
 

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on a side note fourtane cookies are awesome, food and a message in 1!!!! haha jk
 
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