I once saw a man actually bend over to pick up a penny which was laying on the sidewalk. He sprained his back while bending to pick it up. I have never forgotten that. It sort of sums up my life as an NFL draft pundit.
Thus, I will suggest the following: There will be no C, RB, or S drafted in R1. More WRs than QBs will be drafted in R1. And finally, the first Cardinal's pick will leave us all scratching our heads.
I will let you in on one of our government's top secrets, but only if you swear to not tell anyone ...... Dust bunnies are really aliens from outside our solar system, who have come here to collect samples of our earwax during the night while we sleep. The government is not sure why they want it, but suspect it may be some sort of supplement to their diet.