The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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*sigh* I'll probably have to see it. In theory, it should be hard for the hack to screw this one up, what with the awesome action ahead, but...he's already completely botched the
black arrow bit. A frickin' ballista? Really? MORON!!!
, and who would have thought he could turn Smaug into a yakety sax slapstick show.

Still, what with the content of this last one, I'll need to see it. Let's just say I don't hold out much hope.
 

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First two were hardly watchable. Ill see it because my kid will beg me to. But I'm not looking forward to it.
 

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First one was incredibly boring. I really like the second. As long as this film is more like the second and nothing like the first I am good.
 

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I read the book and it was booorriing. The first 2 movies made the Hobbit more enjoyable to me. I like how they added alot more then what was in the book so I look forward on seeing the third one too.
 

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First two were hardly watchable. Ill see it because my kid will beg me to. But I'm not looking forward to it.

Agree with Shane's assessment. I'll probably see it because I like the book and because I've already suffered the first two so I might as well complete the package.....
 

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I hope this chapter is a step up yet again. The second was a step up from the first and all I can hope is this one is slightly better. At the end of the day I think the Hobbit will be a cautionary tale about how NOT to stretch so little material into unnecessary multiple films.
 

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Watched half the trailer, saw almost nothing from the books--everything was made-up crap. The first one started bad, had some decent parts, but ended up a stinker. The second one was about four times as bad. This one? Abandon all hope, all ye viewers.
 

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Watched half the trailer, saw almost nothing from the books--everything was made-up crap. The first one started bad, had some decent parts, but ended up a stinker. The second one was about four times as bad. This one? Abandon all hope, all ye viewers.

We all look forward to your opinion when you inevitably see it opening weekend.
 

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We all look forward to your opinion when you inevitably see it opening weekend.

The sad thing is, I'll HAVE to see it, and it probably will be on the opening weekend :D I watched the first one because, well, why not? I watched the second one, hoping against hope it would be better. It wasn't. No matter how many stupid characters that shouldn't be there, the actual Battle of the Five Armies has to be cool. It would take a moron a lot of hard work to mess THAT up. And I have to see it lol

And yes, I did catch the sarcasm. I know how much you love my opinions on movies, Chap.

Heck, I post something nice about a movie--Lucy--and get no credit. I'm like the Rodney Dangerfield of this forum :D
 

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The sad thing is, I'll HAVE to see it, and it probably will be on the opening weekend :D I watched the first one because, well, why not? I watched the second one, hoping against hope it would be better. It wasn't. No matter how many stupid characters that shouldn't be there, the actual Battle of the Five Armies has to be cool. It would take a moron a lot of hard work to mess THAT up. And I have to see it lol

And yes, I did catch the sarcasm. I know how much you love my opinions on movies, Chap.

Heck, I post something nice about a movie--Lucy--and get no credit. I'm like the Rodney Dangerfield of this forum :D

LOL
 

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One of my favorite trailers, but only because they integrate Pippin's song from Return of the King...
 

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One of my favorite trailers, but only because they integrate Pippin's song from Return of the King...

While I am less than excited to see the movie, I absolutely agree with your statement above. :thumbup:
 

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While I am less than excited to see the movie, I absolutely agree with your statement above. :thumbup:

I'm a huge, huge Tolkien fan. Always have been since I read "The Hobbit" and the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy over a summer when I was 13. While I thought LOTR movies were amazing, The Hobbit is way too bloated. However, I liked the second Hobbit much more than the first one and I hope the third one continues that upward trend. I have conceded that this trilogy is as much Jackson, maybe even more Jackson, as Tolkien. So, I have put keeping true to the book aside in my evaluating of these movies.

Of course I will see it. It's still amazing to see the fruits of the imagination of one person come to life. It's still incredible to me that Tolkien was able to make a fantasy world so real, even making up new languages for it.
 
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Can't quit in the middle. I'll go see it with my grandsons

Exactly. It's sort of like pushing off the top of the hill with your sled only to realize it's too late to stop now. LOL.

This trilogy was over bloated and could have been done in one film...possibly two films at the most. It was simply a money grab on the studio's part IMO. Many of us called this before this first film came out. Unfortunately, it turned out to be true.

100% agree with you though that the second film was much better than the 1st. Here is to hoping the last film is an epic addition.
 

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so far, this one has been getting better reviews then the first two. It's apparently shorter and heavy duty on action. My only thing is... I don't really give much a crap about any of these characters so I'm not sure how invested I'll be.

but, it's a big movie theater movie and I'll probably see it anyway.
 

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Meh, I've seen trailers where the content is 90% fabricated crap, so I don't hold out much hope that this one won't be just as butchered. Also, with some of the terrible setup, certain moments have already been completely ruined. Oh well. I'll have to see it, because I can't give up now, like Daren said, and to see the big battle. Then I'll come back to rip it to shreds, and Chap can get a few digs in about me complaining about movies :)
 

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Many of my friends saw this last night. Reviews have all been it is great.
 
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Release Date: December 17, 2014 (3D/2D theaters and IMAX 3D)
Studio: New Line Cinema (Warner Bros. Pictures)
Director: Peter Jackson
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for extended sequences of intense fantasy action violence, and frightening images)
Screenwriters: Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Guillermo del Toro
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Adventure
Website: TheHobbit.com| Facebook| Twitter| Google+

Starring: Ian McKellen, Cate Blanchett, Martin Freeman, Stephen Fry, Jed Brophy, Christopher Lee, Orlando Bloom, Billy Connolly, James Nesbitt, Ian Holm, Hugo Weaving, Ken Stott, Benedict Cumberbatch, Graham McTavish, Lee Pace, Luke Evans, Evangeline Lilly, Richard Armitage, John Bell, Adam Brown, John Callen, Ryan Gage, Mark Hadlow, Peter Hambleton, Stephen Hunter, William Kircher, Sylvester McCoy, Dean O'Gorman, Mikael Persbrandt, Aidan Turner, Manu Bennett, Lawrence Makoare

Plot Summary: From Academy Award-winning filmmaker Peter Jackson comes "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies," the third in a trilogy of films adapting the enduringly popular masterpiece The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien. "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" brings to an epic conclusion the adventures of Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield and the Company of Dwarves. Having reclaimed their homeland from the Dragon Smaug, the Company has unwittingly unleashed a deadly force into the world. Enraged, Smaug rains his fiery wrath down upon the defenseless men, women and children of Lake-town. Obsessed above all else with his reclaimed treasure, Thorin sacrifices friendship and honor to hoard it as Bilbo's frantic attempts to make him see reason drive the Hobbit towards a desperate and dangerous choice. But there are even greater dangers ahead. Unseen by any but the Wizard Gandalf, the great enemy Sauron has sent forth legions of Orcs in a stealth attack upon the Lonely Mountain. As darkness converges on their escalating conflict, the races of Dwarves, Elves and Men must decide – unite or be destroyed. Bilbo finds himself fighting for his life and the lives of his friends in the epic Battle of the Five Armies, as the future of Middle-earth hangs in the balance.

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