The most interesting Cardinal fan in the World

[Duckjake]

Every player whose jersey she has purchased remained on the team.

She makes homemade ice cream for Bill Bidwill.

The Cardinals never scored when she left the room.

She prompted Don Meredith to sing turn out the lights during the Cards 38-0 Monday night massacre of the Cowboys.

Her tailgate parties are broadcast live on "E" and CNN.

She watched every game at SDS from the East Side and never got sunburned.

She showed Coach Whisenhunt how to get Warner to stop fumbling.

She understands every post Gee makes on ASFN.

She only needed to be introduced to Crazy Koot once.

She doesn't always drink. But when she does she drinks Cardinal Kool Aid!

 

[DemsMyBoys]

Her mailing address is the 50 yard line at UoP

She has told Coach Lott to get his mind right.

She scales Camelback and waits for the rookies. Tapping her watch.

She helps Darnell select his tattoos.

She has "In Whiz I Trust" imprinted on her money.

When she goes out to eat she always orders the Philly Special.

She's told Mike Singletary to "Get off my lawn!"

She knows that on Christmas Day she'll be with 64,000 of her closest friends singing, "Hey, hey, Good-Bye!" to Jerry Jones on national television.

She wears her black #11 jersey to Westgate. In July.

 

[MigratingOsprey]

She makes the red sea rise 12 times a year

 

[MrYeahBut]

Her post game write-ups have won Pulitzers

 

[Buckybird]

She attended the Cards last championship in Chicago.

She was in the hot tub with Matt Leinart & friends.

She had the final decision on the exits of Dansby, Rolle & Quan.

She taught Warner in bible school.

She told Mr. B to hire Michael & the Cards would have success.

She bought Cardsfanmd his classic shorts.

She is a Texas Longhorn fan on Saturdays & advised them not to join the Pac 10

 

[Cards Czar]

She gave A-Dub his positive attitude.

She gave Cheesebeef and Assface there names.

She gave John Madden a stare down and thats why he mumbles.

She ended that last players strike.

She is the person who coined the frase Cardinal Red.

She made Buckybird pant with excitement.

She is the one who wispered into Ron Woofley's ear the phrase Fighting Siamese Fighting Fish.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

When she wears a tank top Ed Hoculi is jealous of her guns.

 

[cardsfanmd]

She bought Cardsfanmd his classic shorts.

You shoulda seen what else she did for me...

 

[devilalum]

She understands every post Gee makes on ASFN.

!

This is a lie!

 

[Beaver]

When she wears her Super Bowl XLIII Championship hat, Steeler fans are jealous.

 

[Cbus cardsfan]

SHE made John Lott run Camelback mountain.

She once made 30 straight FG's from 40 yards out with each leg. , that was CardsfanMD.

She had Shane arrested at the LV airport, just because she could.

 

[slanidrac16]

When the Cards score, they cheer her.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

When playing on the road, the home team paints her name in the endzone.

 

[Duckjake]

These are awesome.

ASFN rocks.

 

[JeffGollin]

Disguised as Anquan Boldin, she made a one-handed catch at the left sideline, cut to her right and took it to the house.

 

[vinnymac]

really people, is everybody that bored.

 

[Duckjake]

really people, is everybody that bored.

Better get with it. Doing most interesting...in the world is hot right now.

But then my Cardinals update text from AZ Central had the same headline 5 times in a row so there you go.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

I smell a HOF thread...

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

She once played the vuvuzela for the New York Philharmonic.

 

[Duckjake]

She once played the Cardinal fight song on the vuvuzela for the New York Philharmonic.

fixed it for you.

 

[Duckjake]

I smell a HOF thread...

This one is classic:

She helps Darnell select his tattoos.

 

[O]

Every player whose jersey she has purchased remained on the team.

She makes homemade ice cream for Bill Bidwill.

The Cardinals never scored when she left the room.

She prompted Don Meredith to sing turn out the lights during the Cards 38-0 Monday night massacre of the Cowboys.

Her tailgate parties are broadcast live on "E" and CNN.

She watched every game at SDS from the East Side and never got sunburned.

She showed Coach Whisenhunt how to get Warner to stop fumbling.

She understands every post Gee makes on ASFN.

She only needed to be introduced to Crazy Koot once.

She doesn't always drink. But when she does she drinks Cardinal Kool Aid!

Outstanding thread DJ!!! Good job!

 

[DemsMyBoys]

She doesn't always post on internet fan forums, but when she does, she prefers ASFN.

 

[Duckjake]

She doesn't always post on internet fan forums, but when she does, she prefers ASFN.

 

[Buckybird]

She bakes & hands out dozens of Cardinal shaped cookies at all home games.

She's married to Big Red.

She created the Grand Canyon.

She only drinks red Kool-aid.

She taught Don Coryell his creative passing games.