The most interesting Cardinal fan in the World

[SECTION 11]

True story, the last Mars probe brought back dirt, rocks and her purse.

 

[Tyler]

She disguises herself as Beanie Wells on most Sundays just for fun.

Everyday is Sunday in her life and the season never ends.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

When she hits opposing quarterbacks they thank her.

 

[Duckjake]

True story, the last Mars probe brought back dirt, rocks and her purse.

She once rode home on a bowl of goat.

 

[Duckjake]

She taught Brian in Mesa how to spell.

 

[Duckjake]

She moved from New Jersey all the way to Arizona just to have more time to tailgate before Cards games.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

She doesn't run the 40 yard dash because she is already done.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

She beat Gee in a 3 point shootout.

 

[MrYeahBut]

Her seances summon Weeb Ewbank, Vince Lombardi, Don Coryell, Wellington Mara and Bill Walsh

 

[Dr. Jones]

Skorp made this site for her.......


She raped Ben Roethlisberger.....

 

[Buckybird]

Skorp made this site for her.......


She raped Ben Roethlisberger.....

Good...payback for the Stealers having the refs in their back pockets of SB 43.

 

[Gee!]

She convinced Tangodnzr to follow his heart and pen his open letter to Jake..

She flipped off Plummer..

She told the DA to drop all charges against Joey Porter because he is now a Cardinal..

She gives Wolfley all his antics and craziness..

AZ isnt the armpit of the NFL, she just stole all of Simeon's deodorant..

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

The Fat Lady sings when SHE says...

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

When she schedules a meeting with Lebron he travles to her office.

 

[Dr. Jones]

We don't cheer for the Cardinals.... We cheer for her since she cheers for the Cardinals.


She is totally out......

 

[ANDY440]

She once bought a new car for the ACTUAL sale price that was advertised.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

All sports arenas and stadiums are named after her, when she's visiting.

 

[Gee!]

Why is it a she?

 

[ARZCardinals]

Gatoraide buckets throw themselves on one another after a win

She cut Calvin Pace's finger

She got Dansby to camp
After his injured fingernail

She got Pink Taco to buy the naming rights to the stadium

She got Az voters to actuly vote for a new stadium

She got Jesus to find Warner

 

[MrYeahBut]

Why is it a she?

Because she wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

Why is it a she?

Because on the seventh day she created she...

 

[schutd]

She taught Chuck Cecil how to hit.
She held a gun to Tom Cruise's back and made him scream "SHOW ME THE MONEY!"



She was who we thought she was.

 

[Cbus cardsfan]

She makes Larry Fitzgerald's hands look like Bryant Johnson's.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

She tripped up Chad Curtis on 4th and 10.

 

[cardsfanmd]

She tripped up Chad Curtis on 4th and 10.

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