The most pathetic conspiracy theory ever?

Ryanwb

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Suggs is purposely dogging it so he can be drafted by the home town Arizona Cardinals. In exchange for public humiliation he will be quickly signed and receive much more than the #5 pick is being offered by the Cowboys, thus driving up the price on everyone. In training camp Suggs will run a 4.4 40 and the Cardinals will look like pure draft gods
 

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Yeah Sure

And Leftwich and Palmer threw left handed when they worked out for the Bengals.
 

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Spoken like a true Iraqi Information Minister. I hope we get to draft Suggs.
 

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This Just In From the "Former" Iraqi Info Minister.:

The Sugg's 40 time is not too high.. It is an illusion!! The INFIDEL Cardinals will be committing suicide to enter New York for the draft. If they let Sugg's get by them they will be left dead & bloody in the streets. I
 
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