Originally posted by SirStefan32
The best show in the history of television!
So yeah, Stefan is the coolest guy on the face of the earth.
Here are some more quotes (because searching for X-Files quotes is not only fun, but a great time waster)
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"Nobody can stop the world, Mulder. I don't care how many holes they have drilled in their head."
"You didn't by any chance find a... talking doll... did you, Scully?" - M
"No, of course not." - S
"What you MIGHT want to do is check the back of the doll for a sort of... a ring, or perhaps a pull string that... hello? Hello?" -M
"Mulder, when you find my dessicated corpse lying in the mud, a group of drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter, please know that my last thoughts were of you... and how I'd like to kill you." - S
"There are no answers beyond the realm of science. Only beyond what we know of it."
"Sir, have I pissed you off... in a way that's more than normal?" - M
"Scully, I appreciate what you're saying. I do. I appreciate that you don't want me looking foolish." - M
"Mulder, I don't want ME looking foolish." - S
"I've seen life on this planet, Scully, and that's exactly why I am looking elsewhere." - M
"Dear Diary: Today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion. " - M
"Take a good look, Scully" - Mulder
"What am I looking at? - Scully
"Thirty loggers working a clear-cutting contract in Washington State. Rugged, manly men in the full bloom of their manhood" - M
"Right, but what am I looking for? - S
"Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely... boyfriend? - M
MULDER: I think that what we *may* be looking at is what appears to be a series of vampire or vampire-like acts.
SCULLY: On what do you base that?!
MULDER: Uh ... well, on the corpses drained of blood and the fang marks on the neck. But, as always, I'm very eager to hear your opinion.
SCULLY: Well, it's obviously not a vampire.
MULDER: Well, why not?
SCULLY: Because they don't exist?
MULDER: If my Miss Manners serves me right, that protrusion from his left cornea is a salad fork.
And of course, one of my all time faves:
SCULLY: Please explain the scientific nature of The Whammy.
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Well that was fun!