The Official "Welcome Aboard Calvin Pace" Thread

[kerouac9]

Just wanted to say that I'm happy that Calvin Pace is on board and in camp only 4 or 5 days after camp opened.

Calvin, welcome to the Arizona Cardinals. Hopefully, you brought your tuning fork, because you're going to be singing the Wake Forest fight song for a few nights at dinner, methinks.

Also, we have a space reserved for you at the table. There's a little placecard on it, and it says "Person who Sacks the QB". That's the spot for you. Sit down, and fill your role.

 

[SECTION 11]

Welcome aboard, Calvin!

I'll have double digit sacks and a gallon of warm Meisterbrau.

 

[Assface]

We finally got us a quatrterback hunter!


See that Kurt Warner over theah? Oim going to sneak up on 'im and stick moi fingah up 'is bum.

 

[Shane]

Welcome MR. Pace

I will also take double digit sacks, a box of ding dongs and an Ice Cold Chocolate Milk YUM!

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Welcome aboard, Calvin!

I'll have double digit sacks and a gallon of warm Meisterbrau.

Ill have an order of forced throws into coverage and a cooler of dumped gatorade to wash it down.

 

[Sack Daddy]

Whasup?

Yo' Calvin, if you could start dropping some QB's you could own this place.

 

[kerouac9]

How could I forget my order?

I'll have 15 sacks, a rookie of the year trophy, two defensive touchdowns, a pint of Guiness, a shot of Jameson, and some lamb boxty.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Floridacard
Oim going to sneak up on 'im and stick moi fingah up 'is bum.

Is that part of the new one-gap system?

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Is that part of the new one-gap system?

Can you guess which gap he's in charge of?

 

[maddogkf]

Alrighty then!

Welcome aboard Calvin!

He needs a nickname.....let's light this candle!

Calvin "Pick-up the" Pace
Calvin "Salsa" Pace


gimme a bone here!

 

[40yearfan]

Welcome aboard Calvin. I can hear the crowd now chanting Pace, Pace, Pace on third and long. Go get em Tiger!!!!!

 

[Stronso]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Is that part of the new one-gap system?

Nice

 

[Dback Jon]

Welcome Calvin.

All I want is more sacks than T-Fizzle (but at least 10!!)

 

[arthurracoon]

Welcome!!!



I'll take 24 sacks, the single season sack record, ROY, Defensive plaer of the year.

 

[Lex]

Welcome Calvin.

If you can beat out Dennis Johnson this year, I'll be very happy.

 

[JeffGollin]

Come on in, Calvin - the water's fine.

By now you must have figured out that newbies buy.

I'm assuming that - having attended Wake Forest - you may be a teetotaler. In honor of that, I'll have a quart of Snapple Diet Lemon Iced Tea and a Starbucks Frozen Frappacino Bar.

 

[Cheesebeef]

welcome Calvin - as long as Fred Wakefield isn't starting - you will have made me happy.

 

[slanidrac16]

Originally posted by kerouac9
How could I forget my order?

I'll have 15 sacks, a rookie of the year trophy, two defensive touchdowns, a pint of Guiness, a shot of Jameson, and some lamb boxty.

Don't forget your 2 tickets to Disneyland!

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Originally posted by slanidrac16
Don't forget your 2 tickets to Disneyland!

is that a shot? are you taking a shot?

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Crimson Warrior
is that a shot? are you taking a shot?

Pointing toward the fences!!!!

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Welcome Calvin Pace! The Oklahoma cardinals fan contingent wishes you a long and successful career in the NFL!

 

[AZCB34]

Well, I was out of the loop all day and show up here to find Pace is signed and all hell broke loose on the "good news" thread about his signing. I can't wait to actually read it.

Welcome Calvin. Double figure sacks would be nice but I am not selfish. Give me 8 and free up the other guys to increase their production.

 

[cardzfan]

Glad to have Calvin on board and in camp!! Show all the pundits you are way better than Suggs!!!!

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Destructo Ray!

we have a space reserved for you at the table. There's a little placecard on it, and it says "Person who Sacks the QB". That's the spot for you. Sit down, and fill your role.

Damn Right!

Calvin glad to have you. I hope your stay here in Arizona is long a prosperous.

NOW GO SLAUGHTER! SLAUGHTER NFL QB'S LIKE A WOLF AMONG LAMBS. RIP OFF THERE HEADS AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THE HOLE IN THE TOP ON THE 50 YARD LINE



Mercy, sympathy, and kittens have no place on a NFL Defensive line!

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Re: Destructo Ray!

Originally posted by RugbyMuffin


NOW GO SLAUGHTER! SLAUGHTER NFL QB'S LIKE A WOLF AMONG LAMBS. RIP OFF THERE HEADS AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THE HOLE IN THE TOP ON THE 50 YARD LINE



Mercy, sympathy, and kittens have no place on a NFL Defensive line!

yeah baby! gettin ready for some FOOTBALL!! WHOOOOOOOO!!