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It's been stated several times that coaches and players read this board. I think one of the causes of our problems last year was Mac reading the thread that had about 100 "Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! " references. That may have been the cause of his refusal to put in the younger guys untill he was forced to and his comments that, "we're still in a position to win games" even when we so far out of the playoff race it was debatable if we would even be allowed to watch them.

So...what's the theme for this year? What message do we want to convey to DG, using the wit of Holleywood? As we all know the only proper way to communicate is with movie/tv quotes and 1 liners.
 
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I'm not sure what theme would fit, but I still think that the word "playoffs" should be banned until we make them.
 

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
I'm not sure what theme would fit, but I still think that the word "playoffs" should be banned until we make them.

I agree, and I would ask Mike to add "playoffs" to the censored word list so it shows up as "*******" except that wouldn't be fair to the Suns fans.

Err, never mind. I mean it wouldn't be fair to the Coyotes fans. :eek:

Err what I really mean is that it wouldn't be fair to the fans of ASU basketball. :eek:

Nope, what I really mean is that the word "playoffs" can't be banned b/c of the Diamondbacks! :)
 

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
I'm not sure what theme would fit, but I still think that the word "playoffs" should be banned until we make them.

Agreed.

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When we take our third WR in the draft our cry should be..Spread em out and the ball will come Touchdown!

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Originally posted by seesred
...Spread em out and the ball will come...!


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Originally posted by Assface
It's been stated several times that coaches and players read this board. I think one of the causes of our problems last year was Mac reading the thread that had about 100 "Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! " references. That may have been the cause of his refusal to put in the younger guys untill he was forced to and his comments that, "we're still in a position to win games" even when we so far out of the playoff race it was debatable if we would even be allowed to watch them.

So...what's the theme for this year? What message do we want to convey to DG, using to wit of Holleywood? As we all know the only proper way to communicate is with movie/tv quotes and 1 liners.

Well several Hollywood lines come to mind.

"I can eat 50 eggs."
"Nobody can eat 50 eggs."
Cool Hand Luke

"You wanna #$^@ with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
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Originally posted by Assface
[So...what's the theme for this year? What message do we want to convey to DG, using to wit of Holleywood? As we all know the only proper way to communicate is with movie/tv quotes and 1 liners. [/B]

I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses. I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish dead last. The local press seems to think that we’d save everyone a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sports-writers time.
Major League

You tear off their fu***** heads and you sh** down their necks. Let us pray.
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And even if we win, if we win, HAH!
Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days;
even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field;
even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win…
it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money!
It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
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Re: Re: Theme for this year

Originally posted by cardfaninfl

And even if we win, if we win, HAH!
Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days;
even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field;
even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win…
it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money!
It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
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Originally posted by Assface
It's been stated several times that coaches and players read this board. I think one of the causes of our problems last year was Mac reading the thread that had about 100 "Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! " references. That may have been the cause of his refusal to put in the younger guys untill he was forced to and his comments that, "we're still in a position to win games" even when we so far out of the playoff race it was debatable if we would even be allowed to watch them.

So...what's the theme for this year? What message do we want to convey to DG, using to wit of Holleywood? As we all know the only proper way to communicate is with movie/tv quotes and 1 liners.

hmmmm when did Germany bomb Pearl Harbour ???
 
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Looking back to the thread I was referring to...Ryan started that one so I think we can blame to whole debacle of a season on him. Way to go Ryan, you made us go 4-12.
 

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Oh jeez, I worked in a movie store for about a month, I picked out plenty that may fit a theme:

"You know, man, it could be worse: a woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
"There's always that.""
-Fight Club

"I do mind. The Dude minds man. This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man."
-The Big Lebowski

"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
-Clerks

"Any ideas?
""On how we can get worse? How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a thirty-thousand dollar bonus for the guy voted least valuable player?""
-Major League

"Now, there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy! We're going to hold on to him by the nose, and we're gonna kick 'em in the a**!"
-Patton

There, those are right off the top of my head...
 

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"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. I'm all out of bubble gum."

I have no idea where that saying is from, but now that DG seems to be getting rid of the bubblegum (Fred Wakefield not withstanding), all there seems to be left to do is kick some ass.
 

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Originally posted by Pariah
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. I'm all out of bubble gum."

I have no idea where that saying is from, but now that DG seems to be getting rid of the bubblegum (Fred Wakefield not withstanding), all there seems to be left to do is kick some ass.

Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live". A great movie, I think there is a thread on it in the movie section.
 

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