There is no way we can beat Seattle...

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Agree! Early forecast for Sunday:

High: 46
Low: 37
30% chance of rain during Game Time

In my experience, the weather forecast will only get worse for us as the week goes on. That means the run game is critical. The teams that can run on the Hawks have won.

(Chargers, Chiefs, Cowboys all controlled the LOS and mostly TOP)

Chargers: 37 pass, 37 rush (101 yds), TOP: 42:15
Cowboys: 32 pass, 37 rush (162 yards), TOP: 37:39
Chiefs: 16 pass, 30 rush (190 yards), TOP: 24:03

And for fun, the Rams: 21 pass, 27 rush (102 yards), TOP: 27:36.

Cards are on pace for an average of 26 RPG for 80 yards.

So if you run the ball about 30 times and surpass 100 yards on the ground, you can wear down the Hawks, keeps Wilson off the field, and win the game. Guess what the Cardinals can't do? They can't run the ball! Ellington is soft and lazy in practice apparently. Our best run-blocking guard continues to be #3 on the depth chart. And Stanton's seams are starting to show!

On the bright side, the Hawks don't handle mascots that start with "C" very well, so we have that going for us.

We are DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

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Just wait until the team signs Ben Tate AND LeGarret Blunt and both of them fumble the ball at the goal line!
 

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We are screwed :stick:


(this thread is making me happy and sad at the same time)
 

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Why should we even bother traveling up there with that nasty cold weather? Just forfeit and rest our players for the long trip to Atlanta. Sure the stands will be full of Seahawks fans with nothing to cheer about, but that happened last time we played them there too. :stick::stick::stick:
 
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The smoke doesn't float in the miserable NorthWest and the cloudy skies screw up our mirrors - the facade is crumbing and we lose big in typical Cardinal fashion.

I don't know how we get to 5-11 from here, but we will find a way.

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Might as well skip the game. WhatifSports already called it:

http://www.whatifsports.com/beyondt...014NFL_Week12Picks&cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:nflonfox



We've officially been jinxed.

Nah, chill bro. That simulation still probably has Dockett, Washington, Dansby, and Palmer playing with the old Cardinal logo as our icon. The Seahawks are going to waste us, plus a majority of the bandwagon contingent of the Hawk's fan base believe with conviction we have no chance. Smile, we super suck and Seattle clearly has a major advantage against the Cardinals :)
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Nah, chill bro. That simulation still probably has Dockett, Washington, Dansby, and Palmer playing with the old Cardinal logo as our icon. The Seahawks are going to waste us, plus a majority of the bandwagon contingent of the Hawk's fan base believe with conviction we have no chance. Smile, we super suck and Seattle clearly has a major advantage against the Cardinals :)
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I bet they re-set the noise record in this game, splitting Stanton's eardrums in the process.
 

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Agree! Early forecast for Sunday:

High: 46
Low: 37
30% chance of rain during Game Time

In my experience, the weather forecast will only get worse for us as the week goes on. That means the run game is critical. The teams that can run on the Hawks have won.

(Chargers, Chiefs, Cowboys all controlled the LOS and mostly TOP)

Chargers: 37 pass, 37 rush (101 yds), TOP: 42:15
Cowboys: 32 pass, 37 rush (162 yards), TOP: 37:39
Chiefs: 16 pass, 30 rush (190 yards), TOP: 24:03

And for fun, the Rams: 21 pass, 27 rush (102 yards), TOP: 27:36.

Cards are on pace for an average of 26 RPG for 80 yards.

So if you run the ball about 30 times and surpass 100 yards on the ground, you can wear down the Hawks, keeps Wilson off the field, and win the game. Guess what the Cardinals can't do? They can't run the ball! Ellington is has been hurt all year and can't practice,much, but is giving it his all in games apparently. Our best run-blocking guard continues to be #3 on the depth chart. And Stanton's seams are starting to show!

On the bright side, the Hawks don't handle mascots that start with "C" very well, so we have that going for us.

We are DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

:stick:


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The Cardinals OL can't punch their way out of a paper bag. Their receivers can't catch a cold. And the defense has been getting by on paper clips and duct tape. Stanton will look like the second coming of Moxie Max. The World Champion Seahawks will own them from the opening KO until the final whistle.

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Got your six, Duckjake!!!
 

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Remember this....



http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=321209026

That was absolutely the biggest joke of a performance I ever watched. I never wanted a coach fired so badly as I did that day.

You think that was bad you forget the game against the skins in '92. We went up by 3 to start the game, ended up with 308 yards of offense to Washington's 334 and we lose 41 to 3!!!

38 unanswered points??? Rosenbach threw 4 interceptions that day, 4!

I was off that year, we didn't go 5-11, rather 4-12:D
 

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The smoke doesn't float in the miserable NorthWest and the cloudy skies screw up our mirrors - the facade is crumbing and we lose big in typical Cardinal fashion.

I don't know how we get to 5-11 from here, but we will find a way.

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I don't think we'll ever be 5-11 again. Bury Duckjake 5 feet and 11 inches under Cardinals soil and let him watch over that particular curse for us.

Steve
 

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The 2014 Cards Defense is even mor ferocious than the 2013 Cards Defense.

The 2014 Seahawk Offense has shown that they are a shadow of the 2013 Seahawk Offense. They really miss Golden Tate.
 
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The 2014 Cards Defense is even mor ferocious than the 2013 Cards Defense.

The 2014 Seahawk Offense has shown that they are a shadow of the 2013 Seahawk Offense. They really miss Golden Tate.

That is preposterous, the Seahawks are the best team in the NFL!

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2 byes in a regular season for us because we shouldn't travel to Seattle. It's too cold and they have the loudest fans (and artificial noise) in the NFL. No team can ever win in Seattle
 

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2 byes in a regular season for us because we shouldn't travel to Seattle. It's too cold and they have the loudest fans (and artificial noise) in the NFL. No team can ever win in Seattle

Oh yeah I forgot the:

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I don't think we'll ever be 5-11 again. Bury Duckjake 5 feet and 11 inches under Cardinals soil and let him watch over that particular curse for us.

Steve

That's hard-core. Not sure I approve, given that we're talking about a stupid football game, but do what you do man. Regarding Duckjake, I'm surprised you didn't say next man up.
 
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