Twilight

[Ryanwb]

If you were an immortal vampire why on earth would you spend your days in High School taking tests, doing homework, and hanging out with kids who are so hormonally imbalanced they make steroid users seem sane?

Bang chicks.... you keep aging, they stay the same

 

[Linderbee]

I know.

All I could think of was Green Eggs and Ham.

 

[Ryanwb]

I think it's kinda gross that he's like 150 years old and she's 17. How isn't that statutory rape?

 

[D-Dogg]

I think it's kinda gross that he's like 150 years old and she's 17. How isn't that statutory rape?

He doesn't hit it until the third book (or end of the second, I forget). Still Anna Nicole and the oil guy creepy, but she's legal.