What I ordered. What I got

[Beaver]

I wouldn't feel too bad. I ordered some 2XL Cardinals swim trunks from the NFL Team Shop thinking hey, perfect.

They are labeled 2XL but no way in hell are they more than 32-34". My thirteen year old son can wear them, LOL.

I ordered a Hawaiian style Cardinal shirt a few years ago to wear to one of their games ( CLE game) and the 2XL that delivered was barely a L. I will keep it for one of my boys.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

This is what arrived

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I ordered one bears and one cards for $200. I didn’t even get THAT crappy thing. I got NOTHING.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Oh it is still going out in the yard. I dare it to be stolen.

The hooves for hands are glorious.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

At least you didn't order this one. Looks like someone hacked off its fingers.

Why are the arms longer than legs?

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Still better than the bupkis I received.

 

[MadCardDisease]

The hooves for hands are glorious.

Looks like he has a dislocated shoulder and a dislocated ankle all at the same time.

LOL. This is too funny.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

Looks like he has a dislocated shoulder and a dislocated ankle all at the same time.

LOL. This is too funny.

Definitely a perfect 3rd round pick by Keim.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

If only I had kept my Beanie Wells or Josh Rosen jerseys to add to this gem.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

That is why I never purchased a mail-order bride.

I always thought it was because your wife might object.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

I ordered one bears and one cards for $200. I didn’t even get THAT crappy thing. I got NOTHING.

Well I ordered mine on May 4th and it arrived last night so just a 4 month delivery time.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

Looks like he has a dislocated shoulder and a dislocated ankle all at the same time.

LOL. This is too funny.

At least they got his number right.

 

[oaken1]

if you are keeping a tally...
I got an easy 24.99 worth of laughter from your misfortune.

 

[Mainstreet]

Oh yeah thats another good one. I often look in the replies to see what people actually received. You always get the angry buyers in there.

I always read the reviews. Usually after reading the reviews I buy nothing.

I have the habit of reading 1 star reviews first.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

You should find a way to bring it to a game somehow.

Getting into the stadium would be easy.

Blowing it up in front of everyone would be an issue for me. You have to inflate it from behind like at the neck level.

 

[Mainstreet]

At Christmas time, dress the doll up as Santa.

 

[BritCard]

Getting into the stadium would be easy.

Blowing it up in front of everyone would be an issue for me. You have to inflate it from behind like at the neck level.

The only thing that could make this worse would be if you had to blow it up from its crotch.

 

[Shane]

If only I had kept my Beanie Wells or Josh Rosen jerseys to add to this gem.

I may have a beanie I can bring you

 

[Dback Jon]

The only thing that could make this worse would be if you had to blow it up from its crotch.

Bring me to this scene

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[RON_IN_OC]

This is what arrived

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It's not unlike how most of us view an upcoming Cardinals season, with the reality that sinks in a few weeks later.

 

[HomerPimpson]

I didn't know I needed this thread today, but I did.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

The only thing that could make this worse would be if you had to blow it up from its crotch.

Striker, Striker!

 

[gmabel830]

If only I had kept my Beanie Wells or Josh Rosen jerseys to add to this gem.

That thing is screaming for an Andy Isabella jersey

 

[PDXChris]

I'm reporting this post! I'm on a call with my CEO and making the dumbest smirk trying to not die laughing! Not cool!!

 

[phillycard]

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OH HELSSSSSS NO!!!!!

 

[Jersey Girl]

It's even more hideous in person!

 

[Dback Jon]

It's even more hideous in person!

I’ll be on the lookout for it