What will it take for a home opener sell out at SDS?

[denverbirdfan]

1. an undefeated preseason and win at Detroit?
2. a 75 degree September day in Tempe?
3. pay homeless people to take up seats?
4. free beer day?

any thoughts? it sure would be a cool sight...

 

[JeffGollin]

What will it take for a home opener sell out at SDS?
Topless cheerleaders.

 

[JasonKGME]

Some how make the following trades:

Aquire Marshall Faulk, Terrell Owens, Randy Moss, Donovan McNabb, Warren Sapp, Ray lewis, Simeon Rice, & probably a couple of other name players, then maybe they would sell out.

Naw I think your right, only way is topless cheerleaders!

 

[Dback Jon]

"Bidwills in the Dunk Tank" day.....

 

[RedStorm]

Hell to freeze over.

 

[NFL_FAN]

A freakin' miracle!!!

 

[SECTION 11]

Scott Player / Billy Grammatica bobble head combo day.
With free nachos.

 

[kerouac9]

Honestly, there is probably no way that the Cards could sell out opening day. Besides "Free $100 bill day". I think that with a 1-loss performance through week 6, we might be able to sell out a game, but I don't think the Cards will be able to sell out a home opener unless they just miss the playoffs and make a marquee acquision in the offseason.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by kerouac9
Honestly, there is probably no way that the Cards could sell out opening day. Besides "Free $100 bill day". I think that with a 1-loss performance through week 6, we might be able to sell out a game, but I don't think the Cards will be able to sell out a home opener unless they just miss the playoffs and make a marquee acquision in the offseason.

Very true. After 98, if the Cards could've retained Miller, Brown, and Centers, and also added another quality FA, the valley would've been extremely excited about this team.

 

[Skkorpion]

Home openers are too brutally hot.

As 1998 showed, if the Cards win and are in playoff contention, they'll sell out every game that matters, if the weather isn't too hot.

The first home opener sellout will occur in the new stadium, the year after the Cards win 10 games and make the playoffs.

 

[Lex]

Skkorp's right on the money.

But the topless cheerleaders is a great idea.

 

[CardNots]

Topless cheerleaders? Not into manufactured boobs... Don't even think free tickets would do it... Great question...

 

[40yearfan]

Originally posted by JeffGollin
What will it take for a home opener sell out at SDS?
Topless cheerleaders.

<p>This and 50 cent beer might just do it regardless of the temperature.

 

[SunCityCarl]

Originally posted by JeffGollin
What will it take for a home opener sell out at SDS?
Topless cheerleaders.

Jeff Gollin the voice of truth & the American Way!!!! Though free beer wouldn't hurt....

 

[denverbirdfan]

the real question is: would you give up beer and topless women the entire football season for a playoff cards team??

hmmmmmm......

 

[kerouac9]

Originally posted by denverbirdfan
the real question is: would you give up beer and topless women the entire football season for a playoff cards team??

hmmmmmm......

How deep into the playoffs?

And: All topless women, or just the professionals?

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by denverbirdfan
the real question is: would you give up beer and topless women the entire football season for a playoff cards team??

hmmmmmm......

Just the playoffs isn't enough.
We should be in the playoffs every couple of years anyway.


I'm just making a case for not giving up my precious Budweiser.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by kerouac9
And: All topless women, or just the professionals?

That was my second question.

I can do without strip clubs.

 

[denverbirdfan]

well let's get specific here. only 1 drink per week. and only your girl's rack. (if it's worth it) cards go 10-6 and make the nfc championship. oh, and just for kicks, you only get to watch 30 minutes of tv a day.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by denverbirdfan
well let's get specific here. only 1 drink per week. and only your girl's rack. (if it's worth it) cards go 10-6 and make the nfc championship. oh, and just for kicks, you only get to watch 30 minutes of tv a day.

I'm all over that.

Can I save up drinks?

 

[denverbirdfan]

judges? nope, sorry. and the brew can only be 12 oz.

 

[SECTION 11]

*&%*%#@!$@*

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Scott Player / Billy Grammatica bobble head combo day.
With free nachos.

Make those Bobble-knees and it's a deal.

Free beer wouldn't mean anything to those of us that don't imbibe, except that we'd have more idiots to deal with on game day.

How about some free sodas?

 

[denverbirdfan]

naught aull beere dreenkurs r embasells.

free V8 juice for everyone!!

 

[Goldfield]

Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
Make those Bobble-knees and it's a deal.

Free beer wouldn't mean anything to those of us that don't imbibe, except that we'd have more idiots to deal with on game day.

How about some free sodas?

Just because you dont drink doesnt mean you cant reap the benifits of free beer day! Think of all the drunk women that would need help from you solber guys!