Who in the hell eats......

[bratwurst]

Props to Abomb for the quick Dwight Schrute eats beets in the 2nd post.

I'd add scrapple to this list.

And I think I told the story on here before somewhere or maybe some other board, but I used to work at a cheesesteak place, and to add to the cooked blood topic... I poured all the blood from the bottom of the steak pan on the grill one day, cooked it up, put it in a bun and tried to get a coworker to eat it as "I put mayo on this steak by accident" kind of thing. He didn't quite fall for it, but probably because the entire staff was watching and smiling. It looked more like a real cheesesteak than you might think.

 

[phillycard]

Props to Abomb for the quick Dwight Schrute eats beets in the 2nd post.

I'd add scrapple to this list.

Scrapple is the bomb!!!!

 

[phillycard]

I'm glad you've seen the light!

No schutd, I need to get you to see the light. Holla at me next time you're in Philly patna!

 

[D-Dogg]

Holy crap, does rachel ray say Sammie???? I'm done. :brain wipe:

It's one of the 99 reasons I don't like her...and yes, a bitch is one.

 

[bratwurst]

Scrapple is the bomb!!!!

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You like scrapple, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

 

[D-Dogg]

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You like scrapple, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

I said GOOD DAY!

 

[Heucrazy]

It's one of the 99 reasons I don't like her...and yes, a bitch is one.

She is definately a bitch. The wife and I were in Maui a few years ago with her brother and his girl and Racheal Ray was doing the "40 dollars a day" deal and we saw her at a juice stand in the mountains right by the beginning of a path to some water falls. We waited until after they were done and then my brother-in-law went up to ask her were she thought the best place to eat in Lahina(sp?) was? She wouldn't even acknowledge him. She just gave him a dirty look walked past him and got into her van. Bitch.

 

[D-Dogg]

She is definately a bitch. The wife and I were in Maui a few years ago with her brother and his girl and Racheal Ray was doing the "40 dollars a day" deal and we saw her at a juice stand in the mountains right by the beginning of a path to some water falls. We waited until after they were done and then my brother-in-law went up to ask her were she thought the best place to eat in Lahina(sp?) was? She wouldn't even acknowledge him. She just gave him a dirty look walked past him and got into her van. Bitch.

I love stories like this....she should get punched in her smug little face. Fake-ass pretentious famehooker.

 

[schutd]

No schutd, I need to get you to see the light. Holla at me next time you're in Philly patna!

You'll probably throw snowballs at me...

 

[Linderbee]

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You like scrapple, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

I said GOOD DAY!

 

[Heucrazy]

I love stories like this....she should get punched in her smug little face. Fake-ass pretentious famehooker.

People like her is what you save the "flying choke slam with new and improved uterus piercing action" for.

 

[D-Dogg]

People like her is what you save the "flying choke slam with new and improved uterus piercing action" for.

NEVER heard that before.



I'm going to punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.

 

[phillycard]

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You like scrapple, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

5/5

 

[Pariah]

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You like scrapple, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

RIP Gene Wilder. You're missed Mr. Wonka.

 

[bratwurst]

Gene Wilder died?

 

[Ryanwb]

RIP Gene Wilder. You're missed Mr. Wonka.

Dude, he's still alive

 

[bratwurst]

If he dies in like the next couple days... I'd hate to have that hanging over your head Pariah!