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[LoyaltyisaCurse]

CAPTAIN RON
Former Bears assistant sets sail in the desert.

-or-

RIVERA OF DENIAL?
Cardinals new coach believes team can be contender.​

 

[Redsz]

CARDINALS CHOW DOWN
Titans OC named Head Coach.​

 

[SuperSpck]

THE CARDINALS' QUICK RIDE TO SHELL AND BACK

Arizona interviews former Raider coach Art Shell, fans cry foul. Bidwills (!) plan to interview others as search continues.


GETTING CAUGHT RIDING TICE

The Dennis Green era is followed by Mike Tice whom he originally proceeded in Minnesota. Tice's salary will be paid in Freetos and a college degree.


THIS RONALD IS NO CLOWN

Despite having a triangluar, purple friend Ron Rivera brings a no-nonsense approach to fix the Cardinal curse. Opens press confrence with: "There's a new hamburglar in town."


CARDINAL OFFENSE TO FEATURE OVERHEAD CAM?

Local reporters struggle to create cute title as Cam Cameron is introduced as the new head coach of the Arizona Cardinals. Kirk to helm day-to-day operations.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

 

[SightsSoundsBach13]

WHAT THE SHELL?
As part of their investment in local Bed & Breakfasts, the Bidwells have signed on Art Shell as the new Head Coach of the Cardinals, and Tom Walsh as the Offensive Coordinator; Kurt Warner has quickly responded with Prayer Reaction Huddle: a 12 hour prayer-thon

VERY GRU-VY!
Jon Gruden moves to the desert with a second Super Bowl win in his sights

ALUM OF THE U GOT SHERMED
Mike Sherman, in his first act as Big Red Head Coach, scolds Antrel Rolle for horse collar tackle on Larry Johnson

 

[SightsSoundsBach13]

JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME
A Cardinals team in need of discipline and smarts lures Nick Saban away from his Alabama deal, to the tune of $30 million a year as new Head Coach of the Arizona Cardinals

SAB-OTAGED! DERANGED OC MARTZ TO THE RESCUE
This just in...Nick Saban has left the Arizona Cardinals for the Miami Heat, and will get $286 million a year for the next seven years; Mike Martz has now been signed as the Arizona Cardinals head coach for an undisclosed amount; his first move is to trade all five starting offensive lineman to the St. Louis Rams for Torry Holt and Steven Jackson; Martz was quoted as saying "MORE OFFENSE" at his dinner meeting with the Bidwells and Rod Graves; it was either "MORE OFFENSE" or "MORE PEPPER" as he was shoveling his face with mashed potatoes. Kurt Warner was quoted as saying he is excited to have a chance to start again after Matt Leinart goes out with a concussion in week 1.

 

[JeffGollin]

CARDS "CHOW DOWN"

 

[Espo]

Back To The Future
Cards bring back Vince Tobin with the hope he brought back his secret map to the playoffs.

 

[Gambit]

I Cam, I Saw, I Cardinaled

San Diego OC Cam Cameron to be Dictator in Arizona, Hopes to Avoid Ides of March

 

[lobo]

all very clever...congrats to all...how about

caldwell that ends well
sherman rolls through atlanta on way to phoenix
grimm day in arizona
we're in the wisenhunt for pete
saban it up for the end
cards did not get any weiser in selection of coach
ryan....cards fan start cryin'

okay that's enough

 

[RON_IN_OC]

Bidwills Pack It In!!!​

Sherman to be introduced today as Cardinals next "Savior"​

 

[Gambit]

all very clever...congrats to all...how about

caldwell that ends well
sherman rolls through atlanta on way to phoenix
grimm day in arizona
we're in the wisenhunt for pete
saban it up for the end
cards did not get any weiser in selection of coach
ryan....cards fan start cryin'

okay that's enough

Those are great, you should be an editor. Or at least a poster on a fan message board.

 

[abomb]

CARDS WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
After 6 day hiatus, Cards rehire Denny Green

 

[abomb]

Oh wait, these would be in the Repugnant. I am sure they would run on page 9 of the Sports section and have no clever tone.

 

[Billy Bob]

CARDS SIGN COWER

 

[Duckjake]

SHERMAN TANKED!

Cards fire head coach after third consecutive 5-11 season.
Name Anquan Boldin as first Player/Coach since Ernie Nevers.

 

[Goldfield]

Rivera Brings back-up: Mike Singeltary & Wade Wilson to Arizona...

 

[CardShark]

Cards Fans Shell Shocked!
Bidwills comply with NFL request to continue with affirmative action.

Cards Blow Bugel!
Bill Bidwill gives Joe Bugel another shot, in order to make up for premature release.

Cards Up Chuckie!
Cards hope he can ride Green's coat tail as well as he did Dungy's.

All In The Family!
Bill Bidwill Jr. cries to daddy about being more involved and lands head coaching job.

Cards Blindside ASU
Cards lure new head coach Dennis Erickson away from ASU. Offer to tear up contract if ASU pays back lost signage revenue.

 

[lobo]

Those are great, you should be an editor. Or at least a poster on a fan message board.

thanks...it's lunchtime so i can do one more before i get back to work.


the mora we want the mora we got

 

[Gambit]

MAN OF STEEL IS RED-Y TO PURGE CARDS

Team to hire Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin, who promises to be "Architect of a Socialist Paradise in the Desert," blames past problems on "misdeeds by Trotsky and his cadre of saboteurs"

 

[Stallion]

Great thread. I love this board. :notworthy

 

[football karma]

Cards Hire Cowher

Bickley still hates it

 

[RedRob]

Cards No Longer Up A Rivera Without A Coach

 

[WisconsinCard]

CARDS ARENT COWARDS

CARDS SAY SURE-MAN CAN COACH

MOON RIVERA SIGHTED OVER PHOENIX

CAM TOO CAM NOT
cards fire Cam 1 minute after announcing his hiring

 

[D-Dogg]

Cards Finally Whisen Up
Hire Ken Whisenhunt Behind Mr. B's Back