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[clif]

IT'S CHOW TIME!

Cards Hungry for playoff success.

 

[Diamondback Jay]

THE "WEIS" DECISION! CARDS HIRE NOTRE DAME HEAD COACH CHARLIE WEIS TO TURN FORTUNES AROUND.

 

[Rats]

IT'S CHOW TIME!

Cards Hungry for playoff success.

Thats the one I thought of immediatly....nice.

 

[D-Dogg]

CHOWABUNGA!!!
Cards Buck the Norm and Hire QB Guru

 

[PDXChris]

Cardinals Hire Mark McCormack?
Madden Challenge 07 Champion

 

[Cbus cardsfan]

Sent back in time to protect and serve Cardinals fans everywhere the Cards hire : THE SHERMANATOR

 

[Mitch]

general Sherman Marches Into Arizona

chow Main Guy

the Grimm Reality

all's Caldwell That Ends Caldwell

gimme Some Mora

cam You Hear Me Knockin'

we're Off To Meet The Whisenhunt

 

[Denny Green Fan]

You Got A Winner In Town


Cards Hire Raiders Of The Lost Art Defensive Coordinator

 

[Shogun]

JESUS H. CHRIST!
After two thousand year sabbatical, He plans to resurrect the franchise.

 

[red desert]

Cards say CHOWto their losing ways

 

[red desert]

And in honor of Stevie Ray Vaughn:

Cards headed for RIVERA PARADISE

 

[slanidrac16]

Air Coryell returns to the desert!!!

 

[Big Deal]

CARDS "CHOW DOWN"

 

[40yearfan]

JESUS H. CHRIST!
After two thousand year sabbatical, He plans to resurrect the franchise.

Vegas is laying 50 - 50 odds on his being able to do so.

 

[jefftheshark]

JESUS H. CHRIST!
After two thousand year sabbatical, He plans to resurrect the franchise.

I doubt that He is coming here. From what I understand, his Dad is a huge Bears fan.

And I believe that this must be true, as there is no other way to explain the Monday Night game.

The Shark

 

[JeffGollin]

BOLDIN AGREES TO COACH CARDS "IN SPARE TIME."

 

[Gambit]

Cards Hire Sherman...









....or Do They?!

 

[Brighteyes]

sherman Burnin',

Grimm Is In!

 

[Ohio Cards Fan]

Cards "Wisen Hunt" and hire Chris Peterson (from Boise St.)

 

[daytripper]

Sherman chooses Peabody as Offensive coordinator

 

[Chopper0080]

With no Chow, the Cards future looks Grimm.


No Pendy...No Chowwy


Cameron Heads to the Desert to Reshuffle the Cards

 

[Renz]

CARDS TAKE A WIZ!
Arizona to hire Whisenhunt from Steelers.

 

[JeffGollin]

Cards Hire Mystery Coach????

Tempe - Jan. 13 - The Cardinals announced today that the name of their head coach would remain a secret throughout the balance of his (or her) 3-year contract.

According to Michael Bidwill - "To protect his identity, a sack with two eye-holes will be placed over the new coach's head, and all his communications with both players and the press will be done thru text messaging.

He will relocate "somewhere in the Valley at an undisclosed location.

According to VP Football Operations, Rod Graves: "Our new coach is everything we could have hoped for. He has a track record of success and there is every indication he (or she) will do whatever is necessary for us to be successful in the future.

Graves continued, saying that the new head coach's philosophy is to play aggressive but conservative football on both sides of the ball. "We plan to run and pass to set up the pass and run - whatever it will take to utilize the talents of our players in the best possible way.

He describes the effort to land free agents as "robust but prudent." If there's a player out there we want to sign, we'll take a really hard look at him."

As for the identity of the new Cardinal head coach, a local beat columnist had his executive assistant phone each of the 7 head coaching candidates and in every instance got the coach to answer; thereby eliminating all 7.

However, attempts to reach Danny White, Mike Ditka, Vince Tobin, James Gandolfini, Condoleeza Rice and Sean Salisbury by phone were not successful.

 

[Shogun]

The Wiz of AZ
Whisenhunt hired...alas it was only a dream

 

[40yearfan]

Tempe - Jan. 13 - The Cardinals announced today that the name of their head coach would remain a secret throughout the balance of his (or her) 3-year contract.

According to Michael Bidwill - "To protect his identity, a sack with two eye-holes will be placed over the new coach's head, and all his communications with both players and the press will be done thru text messaging.

He will relocate "somewhere in the Valley at an undisclosed location.

According to VP Football Operations, Rod Graves: "Our new coach is everything we could have hoped for. He has a track record of success and there is every indication he (or she) will do whatever is necessary for us to be successful in the future.

Graves continued, saying that the new head coach's philosophy is to play aggressive but conservative football on both sides of the ball. "We plan to run and pass to set up the pass and run - whatever it will take to utilize the talents of our players in the best possible way.

He describes the effort to land free agents as "robust but prudent." If there's a player out there we want to sign, we'll take a really hard look at him."

As for the identity of the new Cardinal head coach, a local beat columnist had his executive assistant phone each of the 7 head coaching candidates and in every instance got the coach to answer; thereby eliminating all 7.

However, attempts to reach Danny White, Mike Ditka, Vince Tobin, James Gandolfini, Condoleeza Rice and Sean Salisbury by phone were not successful.

I hope it's Ditka.