2011 NBA FINALS: Dallas Mavericks Vs Miami Heat

[TJ]

LOL, whatever dude. He's a straight up douche.
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From a guy who roots for Kobe Bryant

 

[Covert Rain]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AjasiQXhUgq97xkokihvPwE5nYcB?slug=ap-nbafinals-nowitzki-video

Classic!

Wade: “We made a joke out of it because we knew you guys were going to blow it up. You did exactly what we knew.”

It's like a seven year-old looking foolish and then saying "I planned it! You guys fell for it!"

James: “If you guys want to feed into everything that not only myself or D-Wade or the Miami Heat do, I think that’s a non-issue. There’s bigger issues in this series than that.”

Um...if you don't like attention, maybe don't make a circus out of your free agency decision. Maybe don't agree to marketing campaigns that use language normally used with reference to Jesus. Maybe don't suggest 7+ championships and say you're not blowing smoke.

If the Mavs and Mavs fans are over-sensitive, they're not the only ones. But all in good fun--none of this is short on entertainment.

This is a dead topic. Game set match. They admitted to making fun of Dirk. So much for the other explanations.

However, you know what is even more funny? The grade school excuse for doing so. I mean come on. My 8 year old daughter has come up with better excuses for bad behavior. That's like my daughter telling me she was bad but only because she knew mom and dad would make a big deal about it.

Laughable. Shut up. Man up. You were being tools.

 

[carey]

From a guy who roots for Kobe Bryant

Well in all fairness (I've called Donald out many times on here) he has said many times Kobe is an a-hole. It's just that he's Donald's a-hole if you know what I mean.

 

[Covert Rain]

Well in all fairness (I've called Donald out many times on here) he has said many times Kobe is an a-hole. It's just that he's Donald's a-hole if you know what I mean.

Kobe is a great basketball player but a poor excuse for a human being. He is a dirt bag and I will never root for the guy.

 

[Gee!]

that's just it gee... i DON'T have money on the line. if they win, i get 250 bucks... if they lose I owe NOTHING. I'm in a win-win scenario here... either they win and i win 250 bones or they lose, i owe nothing and i get to watch one of the greatest collapses of all time... and you look like a fool (or like more of a fool... although I'm not sure that's possible at this point.)

Hey man.. I just want an NBA that gives equal opprotunity to every team.. And I love pissing off Laker fans.. So Im trying to figure out how I look like a fool here if the Heat win or lose.. Imma have to go ack and see if I called you a MF'er.. cuz I dont remember that and Im sure that would have gotten me banned..

 

[Gee!]

This MF'er named cheesebeef saying LeBron with a broke down Shaq was gonna beat Kobe and Pau last year.. And the year before that.. And the year before that the celtics with Garnett Ray and Peirce? What world was I living on that I didnt see this?

There it is.. But that wasnt actually me calling you a MF'er.. Its like calling someone a dude where Im from.. You caught feelings off that?

 

[Gee!]

Dont be so emotional Cheese..

Heres the definiton of MF'er where I come from..

Warning.. not safe for work

 

[Bert]

Of course he didnt.. He's a sensitive lil German that gets his emotions from his owner..

Gee cmon man, I'm usually entertained by your smack but this is just crazy talk. The Heat are the most sensitive bunch of little ******* ever assembled in NBA history. They get ALL freakin butt hurt everytime anyone says anything about them that isn't 100% sunshine and rainbows.

Exhibit A (after game 2) Reporter: Dwayne, were you guys just not ready for the comeback in that moment?

Wade: Huh? We're ready for the moment what you talkin about we always ready for the moment we live for the moment who said we werent ready for the moment that's total crap we ready for the moment I took the moment and ate it thats how ready for the moment I was, my momma will beat your *** if you keep sayin that mess about me ok so just stopit you jerks, if you guys keep sayin I wasn't ready for the moment I'm gonna take my ball and go home ok!!!

Thats just 1 example out of a thousand this season where a Heat player freaked out and got all offended at a question that wasn't 100% positive. Not to mention people crying in the freaking locker room.

You gotta know this dude. You just gotta.

All the other stuff I can handle but a Heat fan telling people that the Mavs are too sensitive is beyond the pot calling the kettle black bro.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Dont be so emotional Cheese..

Heres the definiton of MF'er where I come from..

Warning.. not safe for work

lol. you crack me up gee... like i said, I win either way here... but save you pointing out Donald groundhogging his head up only AFTER LeBron went tortilla while being AWOL when he was destroying the league, you've been out to lunch on everything else. ain't no hard feelings...

 

[desertdawg]

Are you sure you're on the right board?

5/5.

Steve

I don't know about yall, but I've seen everybody pretty much get roasted for sticking up for any team not being the Suns. (Good crowd)

Gee is the last one standing, and he is standing up for the biggest hate target (I hate lebrick too) so he's gonna get it from all angles, sorta like a bad ********, no offense Gee, just a bad example.

Once your caught sticking up for someone or some team, everybody else has a opinion (I'm quik to talk). Then if you don't stick by your guns your not a real fan, or if you have more important things to do and you don't answer someone's rant right away, your not a real fan.

But your dumb for liking them, and your labeled crazy with blind fanboyness homerism if you acknowledge you think they are worth liking. It could have happened to me with the Bulls or NY, I've always ran with Da Bulls but I also picked up NY (pre Melo) this year because I still like Coach Dantony and Stat. If they would have done something stupid during the playoffs (if they had done better), and I still liked them...roast.com.

Roast the player, not the fan. Everybody fans differently and they sick up for all kinds of "players." Tell me how to fan and I will tell you where to go.

I remember Kareem face planting some dude at Sky Harbor.
Michael Jordan is still an cornholio, but he was the best. (I'm his biggest fan)
Kobe didn't get the booty disclosure.
Larry Bird was Larry Bird, same with Reggie Miller.
Magic caught a VD while married.
Watch Shaq shoot free throws.
Lebron and Cleveland,
Karl Malone was whiter than my wife.
Nash, he's pretty cool.
, but don't ask some Suns fans.
Duncan, unless you lived in San Antonio or was related.
Barkley LMAO

All these guys have a bazillion fans, and I'm sure I'm leaving out a ton.

 

[Bert]

Gee is the last one standing, and he is standing up for the biggest hate target (I hate lebrick too) so he's gonna get it from all angles, sorta like a bad ********, no offense Gee, just a bad example.

Dont worry he likes it.

 

[desertdawg]

Dont worry he likes it.

So who do you like besides the Suns...

 

[desertdawg]

Dont worry he likes it.

Now your green light goes off...what a pothead. Sticks and stoners

 

[Gee!]

lol. you crack me up gee... like i said, I win either way here... but save you pointing out Donald groundhogging his head up only AFTER LeBron went tortilla while being AWOL when he was destroying the league, you've been out to lunch on everything else. ain't no hard feelings...

I keep offering olive branches but you keep denying me.. Cmon son.. Keep this up .. And well..

 

[Gee!]

Dont worry he likes it.

You know whats great about being me? All my family and loved ones know exactly why Im doing what I do..

You think Im just gonna give up the Suns?

But it has been an eye opener seening how people have responded.. That much is clear..

 

[Bert]

So who do you like besides the Suns...

I just like the Suns. I'm a local boy, born and raised here so I love my local teams. I dont have enough energy to truly root for anyone else. Is that bad?

I have no problem with people liking other teams in addition to the Suns. Atleast I dont think I do I cant remember!

Now your green light goes off...what a pothead. Sticks and stoners

Hey man you gotta like, stop ummm, I just wanna be buds, mmm bud, hang on, wait, what? Atleast I have cheetos.

 

[desertdawg]

I just like the Suns. I'm a local boy, born and raised here so I love my local teams. I dont have enough energy to truly root for anyone else. Is that bad?

I have no problem with people liking other teams in addition to the Suns. Atleast I dont think I do I cant remember!

Hey man you gotta like, stop ummm, I just wanna be buds, mmm bud, hang on, wait, what? Atleast I have cheetos.

You gotta make it to the house warming party (I don't wanna jinx it) homie.

I plan on ping pong and a full size pool table, all shaded. It will take a minute, but the shade is already there (was set up for RV parking) anything any man has to get rid of, I got that space/cool wife. Horseshoes and darts, fire pit, and either Gee or Shane as the bouncer.

 

[Superbone]

I'm gonna go write some more baby Bron Bron jokes now.

A guy asks LeBron for change for a dollar. Lebron looks around and gives the guy 75 cents and takes his dollar. The guy is surprised and asks why he has been short changed and LeBron says "Sorry, I don't have a 4th quarter."

 

[desertdawg]

A guy asks LeBron for change for a dollar. Lebron looks around and gives the guy 75 cents and takes his dollar. The guy is surprised and asks why he has been short changed and LeBron says "Sorry, I don't have a 4th quarter."

I just barely woke up but I do declare...this is quality game day Jameterial.

 

[Cheesebeef]

I keep offering olive branches but you keep denying me.. Cmon son.. Keep this up .. And well..

gee... did you read this part: "ain't no hard feelings..." come on man... you talk trash, i talk it back. we're both suns/cards fans... ain't no need for olive branches with family!

 

[desertdawg]

That dude that just sang he Anthem was dope.

Come on Dallas, pull the stunner!

 

[AfroSuns]

Way to go Terry, you just might get to keep that trophy tattoo you went and got before winning it all.

 

[desertdawg]

This series might be dubbed "The Miami Meltdown"

Everytime Lebron chokes, another hater gets his wings.

 

[desertdawg]

Well that turned around in a hurry. Now Dirk is ice cold and Wade just fell out of the sky to block a shot. Now the players want to scrap. Good stuff.

 

[Kolo]

Don't they have to suspend Lebron for Game 7 since he joined in that scrum from the bench?