He was inebriated and not thinking clearly.
If he was THAT trashed, that he didn't know the difference between head of security and GM, he was so drunk that he should indeed be fired. You have to be absolutely smashed, not just a bit over the legal limit, to lose THAT much cognitive function.
it just makes me think he was trashed and bumbling his words.
Head of security sounds nothing like GM. (Philip Seymor Hoffman voice) This is the problem, Dude.
Claiming to be head of security has no impact on the situation one way or the other.
Absolutely it does. It means he lied and tried to use his influence, to use the ORGANIZATION'S influence, to get a professional courtesy pass from the cop. Not cool, not cool at all.
You're in the middle of Phoenix and the Cardinals are a popular sports team. If you're in his position, you do anything to maybe get the benefit of the doubt. I have a family member who is a federal agent who has "accidentally" fumbled out his badge when being pulled over for speeding, I've gotten out of a speeding ticket explaining that I have an urgent bathroom situation. There's a bit of a reason to do it. I used to tell my ex in college that the only guy she was allowed to cheat on me with was Matt Leinart or Larry Fitzgerald. Too much of a fan.
Sadly, all of the details coming out of this situation are pretty bad so far. I don't want Keim fired, because I'm the kind of person who is of the mindset that you shouldn't get fired for things that don't relate to your job, unless it's murder or grand larceny or something. But he needs to see some major discipline.
And most of all, I hope the organization is prepared with ways to get the man help, instead of just hanging him out there to dry.
Exactly. And, while this is fast thinking for most people, there are two problems: He's the GM of a prominent sports team in the public eye, and he didn't get away with it. I'm not advocating DUIs are okay if you talk your way out of them--not in the least--but we'd have never heard of it if he had, nor would the cards. As Solar7 says, lots of people have spouted BS or used their position to get out--or TRY to get out--of tickets. Hell, I even broke a serious (non-dangerous) law by lying once, and thank Christ got away with it. Not only did SK fail, he used the Cards as a tool and pretended to be head of security, something the cops might respect, to do so. It was idiotic--maybe they'll recognize me but actually THINK I'm head of security!--but he was trading on his clout with the Cards nonetheless.
Nope, he's gone for me.