Originally posted by conraddobler
Maybe technology is the answer like a heads up visor display that is converted from current secret military technology with add ins like blinking red icons for enemy safties and CB's and shock therapy pads for those pesky habits like behind the back passes hopefully located in his groin area.
I can just see Mike S on the sidelines with a huge console and VR suit proving that he wasn't a complete idiot for going after Jake then after the game the suit is shown laying on the ground smoldering and Coach S is just rocking in a corner muttering double coverage Jake double coverage godamit what is the key pad combo for take a sack..... oh sweet merciful God he is stupid... cue the drool on his chin.
absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!