I was at 231 Sat morn at the gym - then today was 234
OK - last week we (me & the bro) are doing our normal workout regime for legs - mind you this is our 5th week of training & both me & the bro have seen great results so far.
Anyways, he starts talking to "MrPuffyGuy-who-thinks-he-is-huge-but-the-only-reason-he-is-big-is-because-he-sticks-his-chest-out" - I'll call him workout Nazi (WON) from here on out.
The guy is a very nice guy, but he's been there for 2 years & he still looks the same. (OK - we've been going 2 years too, but I just used to go around haphazardly during my workouts, but since our new "program" started, there is definite result-age - not to mention Joel has dropped an impressive 50 spot in the past year)
So anyways, WON sees us doing squats & comes over & says we're doing it wrong. He takes off a hundred pounds & grabs the bro & throws him on the Smith machine & yells "GO FOR IT! SQUAT LIKE YOU WANT IT!!!!!! YOUR HEEL MUST TOUCH YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!" Before when we'd squat, we'd go down, but not that far down & used a higher weight...
So the bro goes down & WON grabs him from behind like a reverse bear hug & holds him & pulls him down until his ass is hitting his heels & then he pulls him up & yells "ONE!" Then he lets him go & yells "GIMME A DOZEN MORE JUST LIKE THAT!!!"
The bro does an admirable job & then WON yells "NEXT!" & grabs me & throws me into the Smith machine. He does the same bear hug to me & yells "FEEL THE BURN!" "DON'T BE A PU**Y. YOU'RE BROTHER KICKED YOUR ASS" - so I complete my squat sets with a burn that I never felt before. SO my hammies & quads are on fire now....
...and I go on to the leg press machine. I am starting my first rep & WON comes over & yells "THERE'S TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON THERE! YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF" so he takes 2 plates off each side and yells "LET's SEE A FLUID MOTION. NO MORE 4 COUNTS - I WANT A 2 COUNT - NO LOCKING KNEES AT THE TOP. UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN! INHALE WHEN IT'S COMING DOWN! EXHALE WHEN THE WEIGHT IS GOING UP!"
So I complete my first set of 12 reps in like 12 seconds - then the bro gets on the machine & WON repeats his tirade. When he's through, he yells to me "GET IN THERE! GIMME A GOOD SET THIS TIME!" So I complete my set & then do 2 more. I think I tore a hammie on set #4, rep # 6....but WON yelled at me for slacking.
When we are done with our leg presses, we hobble over to the calf section on the other side of the gym - out of sight of WON - & start doing calf exercises. When we're more than 1/2 way through our sets, WON walks over - nay sprints over - & yells "ARE WE READY FOR SOME CALVES!"
At this time, my calves are solid as a rock. He throws the bro on the donkey calf & yells "SUPERSET! GIMME 30 REPS!!!" After 30 reps he grabs the bro & puts him on the calf press & yells "GIMME 30 MORE!" & when he was done with that - he yelled "CALF RAISES!" & put him on the calf raise machine.
While all this was going on, he grabbed me & started my "routine" with me. After 4 "Supersets" of calves & my regular sets, my calves were torched.
I could hardly walk Friday from the hammies, quads, & calf inferno.
Needless to say I am looking forward to my next leg workout! Thanks Work Out Nazi for the help!!!